Morganized Religion

When someone's spiritual beliefs have been shaped by Morgan Freeman's portrayal of God as a really nice guy in a white suit.
Refer to movies such as Bruce Almighty, Evan Almighty, etc. Whereas, judging by all the sh*t that happens, he's more like Loki in the Avengers.

Oh, that happy clappy chick's got a severe dose of Morganized Religion.

by tuck1s December 6, 2015

harry morgan

this is someone who is a simp they are also very ugly. they look like a fish and also have no friends at all

you are being such a harry morgan today

by harrymorgan April 6, 2020

Mallory Morgan

Mallory Morgan...not only my best friend, but the best most funny person you could ever meet. Loyal, brave, confident that is what makes up Mallory Morgan

Mallory Morgan is the GOAT

by Reakelley2589 February 24, 2019

joseph morgan

if Joseph Morgan was here right now I would fuck him so fuckin hard that he would never forget that it happened

oh my god it's joseph morgan I better get a condom and take my clothe off ASAP

by yesss daddyyyy January 3, 2022

josh morgan

The King Of Retards

1. Bro, Josh Morgan Is the king of Retards.

by Great__Bigsby March 3, 2019

Mark Morgan

An incredibly fabulous man who is the producing artistic director of Moorestown Theater Company! Commonly spotted in khaki shorts and his MTC attire!

God I love Mark Morgan!
Yeah! He’s my favorite director!

by mtclover2003 July 7, 2022

Morgan's Tits

Morgan's tits are round and plump. He will never shy away from a good squeeze. His tits are practically public domain, should be houses within the wikimedia commons. They will often shake violently when excited, and will need to be calmed.

I sure do love giving Morgan's tits a good squeeze, it's the right way to start my day

by D. E. Fensworth September 30, 2021