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The Montana Butcher

The action of a teenager who gets caught beating his meat while he is on a football camp in Montana
The Montana Butcher had to transfer schools after the video got leaked
by Fahq72727272 May 6, 2025
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Montana

Not very productive, like at all. Somehow manages to take 25 minutes to print a photo and than criticises people for not doing work when she hasn’t done anything as well. Somehow starts fun to hang out with but in a few months, she will push you down the fucking stairs and then blame you. Says that she has “things going on”. Has more boyfriends than the amount of planets in our goddamn solar system.
My fucking god, you’re starting to remind me of being in a group task with Montana!
(Insult)
by LingLongDingDong October 30, 2020
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Montana

Montana, the most beautiful girl you would ever hope to meet, inside and out.

As a person, her words are filled with passion, and her emotion seeps through into her expressions. She has a rare humour, one that matches every person she meets, yet she will always be undoubtedly funnier than the funniest person you know. Her perfectionist nature will flow through to every day life, where her expectations of herself will always be of the highest quality. However, even if she never knows it, she already meets her own expectations, as she is already perfect just the way she is.
Boy: Wow, who's that girl over there?
Girl: Oh, that's Montana!
Boy: Montana?
*Boys Of Summer plays in head*
by DigitTheCat November 24, 2021
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Fugville, Montana

Welcome to Fugville, the village of fuglies. Whether you are permanently fugly or "just in a slump", when you choose to enter the ville there is no going back. A village of where there is so much fugliness, yet there is so much beauty around us. Full of mountains and prairies, crazy wildlife, and elegant scenery, Fugville is the perfect place for getting stoned. We hope to see you soon:)
Welcome to Fugville, Montana; the ugliest town known to man.

My right hand is my best friend in Fugville.
by Mayor of Fugville March 16, 2016
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hannah montana

i’m living so good i can pull a hannah montana around this mf
by k5frmtheville June 5, 2023
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Montana Neck Massage

The act of putting a small animal who is in the process of dying painfully out of their misery by grabbing it by the neck and swinging it around like a lasso.
Man...we was out floatin’ on the river fly fishin’ and we done saw a goose dyin in the snow on the bank so we rowed over to it and gave it the ‘ole Montana Neck Massage to put that thing out of its misery
by MooseWrangler March 29, 2019
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Montana wet t-shirt

Peeing on a white tee and letting it freeze on you in the Montana cold weather
Would you care for a Montana wet t-shirt
by Masterbutter February 19, 2025
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