model banger

A pejorative term for people who look down on other people that most would find beautiful and/or are objectively so, due mostly to narcissistic insecurities and an immature, unrealistic concept of beauty.

Usually the model banger is average looking but, nonetheless, with a higher standard for the beauty of others than for their own.

Altough most

_Adam rejected that pornstar who approached him at the party because he didn't like the slight bump on her nose, then tried to approach her when she was with another guy after he got jealous for watching them dancing and kissing.
_And what did she do?.
_She told the other guy what Adam said about her nose, then they both laughed at him and called him a model banger loser.

by Granudisimo May 31, 2018

Model Magic

The practice of manipulating a financial model to maintain a 2.0x return despite discovering negative information during diligence. This is often achieved by increasing exit multiples, reducing Capex, manipulating working capital assumptions, increasing revenue growth rates and increasing gross margin assumptions among other tactics. This is also sometimes referred to as goal seek modeling where every factor other than purchase price is adjusted to arrive at the desired outcome.

Associate 1: I have some bad news, the Target's recent results are well below the banker model and suggest that the declining revenue and margins are continuing vs turning around.
Associate 2: No problem, I'll just apply a little Model Magic and the return will still be 2.0x

by Finance101 August 11, 2024

Model minority

Yeah that's something I saw some indian guy touch on that claim that it was bullshit. The immigrants already have some measure of success and are brought over here for that reason.

Hym "That sounds like a model minority thing and now evidence that what you're saying is correct."

by Hym Iam March 2, 2023

Modelic

When something (person, place or thing) has the beauty or looks of that of a model. God-like in a way.

"Your complexion is literally modelic."
"That vase is modelic."

by CandyKannaChan September 7, 2021

Brole Model

noun- 1.A bro whom is so chill that he can teach non-bros how do be more chill. 2.The supreme bro that all other bros respect without question.

1: Hey, where's Kevin?
2: Oh, Kevin's teaching some non-bro how to be chill.
1: Bro, he's a brotal Brole Model to bros everywhere.
2: You brow it, bro.

by NickBrolillo December 4, 2010

model cj

A gay kid who takes duck face pictures

That kid is a model cj.

by Totillo November 17, 2016

Nova Models

A group of well respected and achieved individuals who are in a company together. They model clothes from the app, Avakin Life, and choose to post one to two times a week on the app called, Instagram. Nova Models are a close knit group with the common goal of friendship and creativity!

Person 1: Did you see the newest post by Nova Models?
Person 2: Yes! I love their content!

by DangThatsCrazy November 22, 2023