Mikey

Absolute perfection. The best friend a guy can have, and the best boyfriend a girl can get. Really cute and nice, but shy and quiet, which makes him all the more cuter. Usually tall and fluffy. Also usually has a gay-ass cousin.

Wow, he's perfect, do you think he's a Mikey?

by Kanna Shidoxi November 22, 2014

Mikey

A bad boyfriend. One who beats on his girl until he is taken down by someone bigger or smarter. An asshole.

Man how is she doing I heard her last boyfriend was a mikey.

by MysterymanADMO July 25, 2006

Mickey D's

n.

A collectve term for:

1. The food sold at a McDonalds restaurant.

2. An order purchased therin.

I'ma get me some Micky D's.

by Gaylord Farquahar February 14, 2004

mickey

Irish term for penis/cock.

Suck my mickey bitch!

by debris-hari June 21, 2006

minkey

a human with anthropoid traits

he is a minkey

by uben cho July 7, 2008

Mikkey Bear

The epitome of cuteness.

"That chick is such a Mikkey Bear."

by theoreocakester February 5, 2010

Mikeying

One who likes an absurdly atrocious female because she has giant breasts.

Man1: "Hey dude."
Man2: "Yeah?"
Man1: "Maddie is totally hot!"
Man2: "Seriously, you're totally Mikeying!"

by ShiCa October 15, 2015