minecraft bed

the best sleep you will ever get just make sure no monsters are nearby

"hey baby wanna put your minecraft bed next to mine"

by sexyalgeriangod September 9, 2019

Minecraft Gangster

A user/person plays a block game (a.k.a Minecraft) and proceeds to sing hip-hop rap songs in public chatrooms or act like a gangster whilst talking to a user. What makes this dumb? They play Minecraft and act like they are apart of the bloods.

(NOTE: These users tend to actually not be who they are in real life.)

In a Discord chat room: "Imma shoot you up with my glock, 490 gang.

What they say when you confront them about their 'gangsterness': "I ain't a Minecraft gangster df, get outta here or I will shoot you with my glock.

Talking to a user: "Imma pull up with my squad to your house."

by minemansimulator August 25, 2018

Minecraft Oofer

A young child, typically an 8-year old, who truly believes himself to be a god in Minecraft.

Hey, did you see Jack's little brother?
Yeah, he thinks he's a real Minecraft Oofer, doesn't he?

by WolfredMontgomery March 13, 2018

Minecraft skeleton

A mob that wields a bow and arrow

Minecraft skeleton

by Uglyscptato September 26, 2019

hecking minecraft

When you don't want to say a cuss word.

You're a hecking minecraft man.

by gghuriglkfs.g August 27, 2019

ZOMBIEguy Minecraft

A very bad youtuber who uses iMovie to edit and makes 2013 minecraft content even though its 2021
they will also have very bad merch with pngs on fresh outta google images

Hey, you fatass, your channel is nearly as bad as ZOMBIEguy Minecraft you slag

by ur mom is a fag init May 26, 2021

Minecraft girlfriend

A boy

My minecraft girlfriend is so hot
That's a fucking boy you dick

by B@nanas June 19, 2022