midnight miner

one who picks their nose in their sleep

he was great in bed but when we woke up I discovered he was a midnight miner

by rebelyid March 2, 2005

Midnight farter

A person that farts in midnight.

SuperDad:Did YOU fart last midnight?
SuperMom:Yup.4 hours in counting.
SuperDad:Get away from me YOU MIDNIGHT FARTER!!!!!!!!

by Shaka laka BOOM BOOM January 9, 2010

midnight cobbler

Local slang for a cobbler that repairs shoes in the night and performs.... other deeds.

"I'm sorry, what? A midnight cobbler?"
"A midnight gobbler, if you will."

by Slosheimer August 17, 2023

Midnight Insanity

That time of night when you should get off of the internet and turn off your cell phone because you lose all sense of right and wrong but you choose not to, and the next day you realize you gave away your darkest secret through facebook or sent it to your entire contact list in a text message.

Friend: whats up with your status telling everyone your Bi?

You: I'm sorry I was suffering from Midnight Insanity

by nickman859 June 6, 2010

midnight cocksucker

A person that kisses ass to another but does secretly behind everyone's back

Vince is midnight cocksucker. He talked to the boss last night after we left to tell on us

by Scorpio1386 August 23, 2021

Midnight dilemma

Late at night at around 12-4AM, The internal conflict on whether to go and piss, or stay in your nice warm bed.

Eric woke up at 3 in the morning and had a midnight dilemma.

by GABE NEWELL HAS MADE EP3! September 18, 2011

Midnight dinner

(Noun). A meal eaten late in the night upon the assumption that the feast consumed earlier that evening was lunch.
Usually a byproduct of smoking marijauna.

Friend 1: Whoa dude, your looking quite tubby as of late.
Friend 2: I know bro, need to cut back on those midnight dinners.
Friend 1: Yea, you and my girlfriend.

by chunkemunkee August 20, 2013