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Michael

A common name for men who suck dick. Their step dad's passed down to them the ability to suck dick for cocaine. The original Michael was the Archangel of sucking dick. After Michael digest all the protein from the cock fields, they usually go to their sisters homes to put shit stains on their toilets.
Meet your new step dad Michael... (the beginning of your dick sucking career)
by TheGoodLordofHouston September 7, 2016
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Michael

Some fucking retartd that cant play video games. He is autisitc , disabled , has pimples all around his face. Has a phat bowlcut.
Nigga dont pull s Michael
by PeanutMango February 1, 2018
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A selfish jerk who only cares about himself. Someone who will never be successful in life, in any way possible. Also a ugly looking loser.
Michael is a loser.
by Best At CoD And WWE January 18, 2017
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A fat lying sack of shit who likes to lick toilet seats. He is rejected by most girls except for the ones that just date to make their ex jealous. He is never going to be trustworthy and will always be prone to crying at the sight of a sheet of math homework.
Michael walked into the house for more dinner from his mom.
by AdvancedAtom June 1, 2017
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Michael is a great boyfriend, SIKE HE IS A FRIENDLY ASS HOE THAT IS IN EVERY BITCH FACE, TREATS OTHER BITCHES BETTER AND ACTS LIKE THEY MEAN MORE TO HIM MORE THAN HIS GIRLFRIEND
Girl:You know Michael?
Other girl: Duh he fucc with everyone homegirls
by Job Needed January 5, 2019
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1. Defined as a hyposthenic little boy with little calves
2. Often gets mistaken with baby giraffes due to their uncanny resemblance

3. Often cannot keep up with the boys during a sesh
Michael: "I struggled to keep up with the boys last night"
Girls: *Laughing*
by Kashmoney2212 August 1, 2018
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"I use to be a really good friend of Josh but now Ruby stole him"
"Damn what a michael"

"I used to be friends with Miriam but she's always with this new guy what's his name?"
"Michael"
"Godamnit Michael"
by Shubidupam August 24, 2018
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