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Melissa Nguyen

Melissa is the smartest, brightest, best mathematician known on planet earth. The way she solves equation with the speed of light is something nobody can understand.
Damn Melissa Nguyen is bad as fuck why can’t I be the one to marry her
by Taykisha April 9, 2024
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Lil melissa

Makes u question everything u ever known bout yourself, tread lightly and u wont be disappointed.
Was gonna be president till I got lil melissa'd
by Mother phuka jones April 25, 2024
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Melissa O’Neil

Melissa is the most sweetest kindest and cutest person ever. She has the most kindest soul ever

She is such a beautiful stunning and gorgeous woman. She is such an amazing actor and person 🫶🏼
Person 1: do you know who Melissa O’Neil is
Person 2: wait who even is that

Person 1: what planet are you living on
by Rookiefan February 23, 2024
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melissa

First loose defined in the 1300's by a monkey trainer and street sweeper, a "melissa" is a storm of animal feces commonly seen during a primal dispute over territory in a swampy or mountainous geography. Hey Melissa could be known by any local indigenous tribes that may live close enough to gorillas, orangutans, monkeys, shrews, sloths, visious panda bears, and extremely rarely young brown bears.

Today, a food fight in a cafeteria or picnic area would symbolize or closely resemble a "melissa" only with lots of animal feces and smeared poop squishing and plopping onto other animals or walls, ceilings, floors, solid objects thicker than paper, and would have animal poop stick to it.

It was a very nasty scene with complete packs of animals from all parts of the land.

Only several days after the violent "melissas" of shit months of mating would occur interspecies and between species.

"Melissas" are not televised, written about or researched on because it would exceed the violence and smut ratings of all global video programming.

Next time you're in a restaurant be nice to your friends and avoid a "melissa".
Q: Did you see that melissa on the other side of the mountain?

A: Yes, did you smell it?
by Jugotta8 March 22, 2024
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melissa

please don’t tell me you’re a melissa
i am a melissa..and i am proud!, pls accept me…
by hahstag June 21, 2021
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Melissa kate

Melissa Kate is a loyal friend who is someone you can come to talk to about anything. Melissa Kate hates to see others hurt or

struggling for that matter and will try and help you or care for you through thick and thin so don't take her kindness and goodwill nature for granted. A human that will do just about anything to get whatever it is that she wants, no matter what and not in a negative type of way. She knows how to handle shit and makes shit happen so make sure you have a Melissa Kate on your team. Melissa Kate is also a loyal girlfriend. She is usually really really small and super cute around 5'1 in height but in an instant can and will turn into a 6'4 person with a no mercy"attitude if you cross her so treat her right and she will give you the world I promise! Melissa Kate loves variety and random adventures and despises boredom and people not keeping shit real. She will tell it like it is no matter how big and bad you think you are so don't lie to Melissa Kate or she will eat you alive. You will be lucky to have a Melissa Kate in your life if one happens to come along so cherish her and keep her near and she will be your ride or die for life.
"Oh you need help with something"?
Go ask Melissa Kate, if there's a way she will find it!
by Bluepineapples4420 June 29, 2021
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