MEGA CHODE

A MEGA CHODE IS A CHODE WHICH IS IS WIDER THAN IT IS TALLER BY OVERE 69% PERCENT YOUR MUM LOVE MEGA CHODE

DAVE HAVE YOU TRIED A MEGA CHODE YET! FUCK YEAH TONY I DEEPTHROAT THAT SHIT ALL NIGHT

by YOUR MUMS SKINNY PENIS June 4, 2018

Mega Boner

When you get your blood taken and simultaneously beat your dick so the remaining blood in your body rushes to your penis, giving you a mega boner.

Just got a mega boner from the children’s hospital.

by BootyTaken42069 February 6, 2020

mega yeeted

when you yeet something that you didn't expect to break with such force is shatters

he just mega yeeted his phone.

by z_money1945 January 31, 2020

Mega-Bosh

The act of consuming a large quantity of Ecstasy on a night out to a big club with the intent of reaching for the lasers and seeing God's Face. If you're really lucky you might get to ruffle his beard.

We're off on the Mega-Bosh this evening, so don't bother calling me tomorrow, I'l be a brain donor.

by Mast September 27, 2006

mega-baker

Person who is baked 9/10ths of the day.

The two young stoners in lake padgett are mega-bakers.

by bigballer10 March 1, 2010

mega whore

A Mega Whore is a person who has sex with a lot of people.
Like more than a thousand or so.

My friend Megan is such a Mega Whore she will fuck anything with 2 or less legs. and totally fuck up your life.

by coot9000 January 3, 2011

Mega Noob

Alter ego of world renowned player of bad games, Ryan Duddridge

person 1: "Man this guy, he's not even playing objective"

person 2: "Innit, Mega noob!"

person 1: "huh?"

person 2: "oh, Ryan Duddridge"

person 1: "say no more"

by superlatived June 27, 2018