Hotaka maeda

The Japanese Yakuza who rule Japan in the 2100's. He killed 300 billion people with a plastic butter knife he stole from QFC in just one night. (with the help of his 3 niggas)

But do you know what's so wierd about Hotaka maeda?

HE!! was a retard..............

by hotaka m May 6, 2004

Mazda RX-7

n. The Mazda RX-7 is a Japanese-make automobile which is powered by a "Rotary Engine". This Rotary engine was desgined by the Germans. It was originally designed to be a bolt-on supercharger for motorcycle engines. During experimentation, the engineers realized it could used as an engine. It consists of a circular crankcase that holds a crankshaft with a large triangular lobe. After much deliberation, the Germans decided the engine was underpowered and inferior to the standard engine and they sold the desgin to Mazda; the only company dumb enough to power their cars with a rotary engine. In the past many Mazda models have been powered with rotary engines but now only available in the RX series. The rotary engine is unrealiable, wears, and has bad mileage, and the new Mazda RX-8 is the only car I've heard of that produces UNDER the advertsied horsepower! (Not necessarily a good thing when it's the flagship vehicle of your brand...) But what do you expect when you try to power your sports car with a motorcycle supercharger?

Dick: "Wow, did you read the Car and Driver review for the mazda RX-8? They rave about it; but then again, they like any car if it's Japanese..."

Tom: "Yeah I was looking forward to the new RX too, but the Associated Press and Consumer Reports say it's underpowered. 15% weaker than advertised actually... Mazda even realeased a statement saying they will drop the price about $1000 to make up for the lack of performance."

Dick: "Wow. All that hype... only to crash and burn... and that was real big of them to drop teh price a WHOPPING $1000..."

Tom: "Yeah. Mazda is a bunch of dicks"

by I know my car shit! January 19, 2005

maledom

Mal edom, or maledom as it's commonly known, is bad law.

Mal=bad, edom=law

Essentially it was used by the Russian mafia in conjunction with Chinese special ops and North Korean rebel extremists to destroy the government of a little known country called Uzbekistan. This led to large stipulations among the American population, and maledom is considered essentially eternally damning.

"Remember the time back when maledom was a thing? Good thing those commies got put down."

by Snuffleblorb December 22, 2016

Macedonia

A small town that’s home like no other some people know it as Methodina because every where you look especially at the Handy Mart your guaranteed to see a Crackhead and a Methhead.

Macedonia a town like no other.

by AmericaStrong November 11, 2019

Mazeing

1. Past-Tense: Just completed a maze
2. A form of Amazing but much, much better (see Wuv)

"Mum! I've just been mazeing... I got lost!"
"You are mazeing! I wuv you"

by James Whitworth July 7, 2007

Used Mazda

A style of wife/girlfriend sharing where the person shared is in the back of a car (which need not be a Mazda), and taken in turn to all of the friends of the person for them to have sex with (in the car). Commonly done in aboriginal gangs to make up for an offense. If the person doesn't have a wife/girlfriend, a prostitute may be hired.

A- Aren't you mad at Henry for stealing your money?
T - No, he made up for it by giving everyone a used mazda.

by Thenri May 31, 2009

Mazda Miata

Many young car enthusiast's first car. It's a cheap sportscar from the 80s. Most buy the NA (1989-1997) only because it has pop-up headlights. The car has a weak af 1.6 Liter engine that makes not enough horsepower. It only has two seats and a trunk the size of a shot glass. Because it's so small, boomers automatically think that it's a death trap on wheels. In reality, the Mazda Miata is decently safe in all crash tests except for rollovers because it's a roadster.

"Is that a Lotus Elan?"
-"No, it's a Mazda Miata."
"Oh, so you're poor then?"

by bellcc April 13, 2020