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Santa Maria

A small town with a 2 lane freeway, that has the traffic of a 3 or 4 lane freeway.

It used to have character, but the local governement tore down all the historical buildings to "modernize," which then made them neglect the downtown area which has now gone to ruin and is stricken by poverty.

The local government also does a horrible job with maintaining the local economy, by letting in large corporations which push out local business, and making it hard for letting local business to open.

Santa Maria High School's facilities are a joke. The classrooms are out-dated and the football field is hideous. Althought, it had many good programs (the best of which is the welding program) and has more 4-H funding then they can handle.

Pioneer Valley High School has some of the best facilities in the state, taking that they were given over 20 million in state funding, due to a bad write-up by a district member (not going to name names). They have quite a few fountains, a terf football field, rubber track, nice baseball fields, very up-to-date weight room and wonderful tennis facilities.

Local restaurants are wonderful, if you can find them. The large chain restaurants are all located near the freeway, while the wonderful places, such as: Shaw's, DW's American Bistro and Brick's are all hidden inside the city near Broadway.

Santa Maria is overall nicely sized in population, but also known for its strawberries. Santa Maria has the best strawberries in the nation, and any local can tell you that.

Santa Maria is also known for Santa Maria style BBQ, known as tri-tip. Anyone from Santa Maria knows where tri-tip comes from, and now so do you.
Santa Maria is a great place to drive through while on the way to Santa Barbara or Pismo Beach.
by vachrissy October 12, 2006
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maria juana

Maria Juana (Mary Jane) is another name for marihuana because the pronunciation in Spanish is very similar.
For you, ignorants who doesn't know what is marihuana,is a plant that one smokes and gives you a hell of a ride, meaning, a drug, and as such, illegal, though certain breeds of the marihuana are used legally by some as a form of therapy (lucky bastards)
A: hey man, i had a night with my fair lady, Maria Juana
B: how was that?
A: awesome!!!!
B: cool dude, can you get me $50 of it
A: of course dude
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Anna Maria

Sweeter ting that can fuck bareeeeee. Loyal but can slime mans if she really wanted to.
"mmmm my girl put in work last night"
"mine did too man!"
"yo what's her name?"
"anna maria"
"wtf that's my girl"
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Maria cordeiero

someone who is rly pretty an thinks she isnt cause she is dumb.
girl 1:your really pretty! Maria cordeiero:no I'm not
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svea maria

She’s the hottest girl you know, she’s Swedish and so nice, she’s the only girl you know that can pull of sweet AND sour.
Boy: you’re hot, what’s your name?

Svea Maria: Svea Maria

Boy: marry me

Girl: you’re so nice, what’s your name?

Svea Maria: Svea Maria

Girl: please be my best friend
by AdamLovesHotGirls May 19, 2021
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maria aurora

Damn cute hot girl. Very sweet, funny, but also pretty freaky and weird, in a good way !
The beginning of the name, Maria, evoques her pure side, while Aurora shows her cheeky side.
"Maria Aurora, hurry up, we are late !"

"Woops, sorry !"
"You are so wonderful you shouldn't even say sorry"
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maria garcia

Maria Garcia is a young girl who loves modeling and Victoria's Secret. She will be an angel soon
by Olivia Hilton December 24, 2016
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