March 24

International Breakup day

Well, It's March 24th its time to say i'm breaking up with you.

by Lilanal March 5, 2022

March 29

National material girl day

March 29 is the day everyone is a material girl

by Tallboi6969 March 27, 2022

march 21

people who were born on this day are almost always wrong in arguments

he’s losing this argument because he was born on march 21

by MamKom97 May 31, 2020

March 25th

If you were born on this day, you're a feral rat bastard.

Dude 1: "Yo that bitch just bit me!"

Dude 2: "Oh she must have been born on March 25th

by Ifuckedyourmmum'sdog October 16, 2019

march 23rd

The day where all the rejects are born, and nobody wishes they ever survived the 25 week mark.

"see that bitch over there? She's such a degenerate!"
"yeah, she must be a march 23rd"

by Quaildro October 15, 2019

March 26th

In Jackson Hole, WY it is the last day before Spring Break. Due to this, all of the teachers decide to give copious amounts of work due that day. This is not coincidental, it is a devious plot to undermine the confidence of all the students in both themselves and life in general.

March 26th is balls. I have four different papers due that day.

by MaJigger March 23, 2009

March 29

The day on which on which something divine takes place. It's the kind of day where you wake up and there aren't facebook engineers trying to brainwash you with algorithms. If you drink a lot of fluoride, don't worry about this holiday.

It's March 29, it's 329. Let's fucking go, y'all fucking slow. I'm ready to be free of brainwashing, ready to escape like Shawshank. Ready to do all of the shit that the elite hate.

by The Realest No-Name October 17, 2019