Poo poo maple

When you hate someone so you shit on their door

Him: Dude? What the fuck you suck at basketball man.
Me: I cant wait to see his face when I poo poo maple at his house.

by Darkquavis May 28, 2019

Maple Ridge

full of crackheads and skids but like its fine, lots of fights and crazyness. no one gives a shit and will do anything. its a fun but also horrible place ngl.

Maple ridge is the definition of cracky land

by ur fav gamer girl June 5, 2020

Maple Fever

For someone who is not of Canadian heritage/nationality to have lust/desire and or any other affection/adoration for someone who is Canadian.

"Dave keeps looking to move from New York to Toronto because he has maple fever."
"Sarah only dates Canadian dudes, she has pure maple fever."

by The_Jain November 17, 2015

maple syruping

Like sleigh riding, but add some maple syrup and licking!

We wanted to go for a sleigh ride but decided on maple syruping!

by tooHotInHere December 16, 2016

Certified Maple Leaf Moment

When you've been going hard all year, only to fuck it up miles away from the finish line

Watching my daughter give up the winning goal in the 1st round playoff - game 7 to be exact, was a certified maple leaf moment for our family, filled with disappointment and frustration.

by BigGucciFucci April 28, 2024

Maple

One the sweetest man there exists, he’s sweet and caring and you can always trust him and he’ll always be there

Maple is the best brother you can have

by Alxoss February 24, 2022

maple fever

A person who has a sexual preference for Canadians. Similar to yellow, jungle, etc fever.

Mark is dating the new Canadian exchange student even though she is ugly because he has a bad case of maple fever.

by Lofasz November 17, 2015