maple rumbled

when a man and a woman use maple syrup as a lubricant for anal sex. this is a common act in canada.

"Eh guy, i just maple rumbled your mother. She was sweet and sticky. Her anus that is."

by surfskate1911 June 5, 2009

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maple baconator

To cover yourself in maple syrup and then sticking bacon to the syrup in an attempt to attract a Canadian sex partner

I might try the maple baconator tonight, I could really go a snow Mexican ey

by Oww my meniscus December 18, 2016

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Maple cream pie

When you cream pie in a girl while using maple syrup as lube

Girl I’m going to maple cream pie in you tonight

by anonymous April 27, 2025

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maple fever

Having strong affection whether sexually or emotionally for a Canadian born citizen.

Father: " Eh, guy. Why do you want to date my daughter Charlotte so bad eh?

Boyfriend: " I'm not your guy, fwend. And because we have fallen in love.

Father: " I'm not your fwend buddy. Seems to me like you have maple fever eh?

by Bar Blenis December 15, 2015

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Maple Pop

A Maple Pop is when a man and a woman go back to one of their apartments and take every piece of clothing off. The female starts giving the male head, the male then states “I can’t fucking bust.” So he shoves his 15 inch penis inside the female. She screams and the penis goes deeper and deeper into her clit. But after hours of sex and still no cum, they both agree to go to sleep. And when they wake up in the morning, the male out of no where pops a nut onto the females face, leaving it sticky like maple syrup, hence the name ‘Maple Pop’.

“IM GOING TO FUCKING MAPLE POP ON YOUR ACNEY FILLED FACE.”

by daddyhasapenis September 30, 2017

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