Maple Ridge

An absolute shit hole in British Columbia, Canada filled with High school dropouts who drive lifted diesel pickup trucks and smoke crack on the daily and the children of crack heads who ride around on bikes during the early hours of the morning screaming at people walking.

-Where the fuck is this asshole driving this huge pickup truck from, Mars? He drives like a fucking retard!

*Skid rides out into middle of road on shitty BMX bike*

-WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!

-We're in MAPLE RIDGE, Jim. Get used to it.

by picklecockhorsetaker June 30, 2018

Maple syrup job

The maple syrup foot job was famous from tiktok were it was them at ihop passing the maple syrup to there friend or boyfriend/girlfriend if they refuse there not a real partner and if they accept then there a real one for that💯💯

Maple syrup job:
*passes the maple syrup* so?
*maple syrup footjob*

by Realsterling October 7, 2023

Maple-Senpai

Maple-Senpai is the bestest waifu ever. Cute and funny. She will look at you with a disgusted face if you are into that. Overall bestest waifu/10.

Maple-Senpai is kawaii!

by Bestest simp April 5, 2022

Maple Flips

Goofy ass nigga who got paid to not ship out a mat.

Block Maple Flips

by Factspeakingmotherfucker January 17, 2024

mapled

to be covered with maple trees, leaves etc

bruh nice tree house i like the leaves on it
ik right its p mapled

by synonym!? March 13, 2022

maple syrup

the weird sticky stuff in Canada that makes your mom cry like when your dad left

pass me that maple syrup

i am in need of that maple syrup because i found out im adopted
-Theo's brother

by your moms boyfriends sidechick March 4, 2022

Tapping the Maple Tree

Taking a Canadian's virginity

"Hey, Maggie. I heard you are going on a date with Thomas."
"Yeah, Theresa, I will be tapping the maple tree tonight."

by Toastyboy May 13, 2018