Malibu Mudslide

The unfortunate result during anal sex if the person doing the receiving does not properly prepare for the event, ie douching with a colonic or an enema, something, ANYTHING, for God's sake.

His date knew that anal sex was going to happen, but failed to prepare, and after a few minutes a Malibu Mudslide cut their evening short.

by Wm the Wingman October 08, 2020

Sheboygan Mudslide

The act of defecating and smushing your partners face into it whilst taking them from behind.

No Rick, I'm not in the mood for another Sheboygan mudslide, I got pink eye last time.

by Cremefresh February 08, 2019

Claret Mudslide

A Claret Mudslide is when you use a girls period as lube for anal penetration.

Kirsty - Shark week has arrived.

Ian - It’s ok we can try a Claret Mudslide, I think you will really enjoy it.

by Plopperman November 27, 2024

Valentines’ Day Mudslide

When a man is performing anal sex on a woman, and in the middle of the act, the woman experiences a bout of explosive diarrhea caused by their valentines date to a local Mexican restaurant.

Ashley gave me a valentines’ day mudslide after our date to Hacendia.

by MFTJ February 14, 2021

european mudslide

When spooning and the big spoon recives a fecal mater fart from the little spoon.

Dude she gave me a European mudslide last fajitas night.

by Halonn January 23, 2017

The Margarita Mudslide

This my friend, is a new definition to happy hour at a bar. So it's basically an unruly shot method where you order a margarita slushie pitcher and then offer your lady friend to bend over and with a funnel attempt a makeshift ice luge while really tempting Montezuma's revenge on the way down.

1. My lady friend promised she had impeccable sphincter control before we attempted the Margarita Mudslide at the local bar. Boy was I in for a surprise when I tasted a little bit of funk.

2. I tried the Margarita Mudslide on the Cinco de Mayo and dubbed it, for one night only, the Sphincter de Mayo with a Latin twist.

by WunInchWundurr July 09, 2024

East Carolina Mudslide

Occurs when one leaves the toilet lid down, and proceeds to defecate on the lid. The force of explosion slides your ass cheeks around and you end up gliding off the toilet lid onto the ground. Landing in a pile of your own shit

Dale:" Did you give them the upper decker? "
Clark:"Naw, I hit 'em with the East Carolina Mudslide."

by Doncoolio December 10, 2015