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old mcdonalds 

old mcdonalds had a farm
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mcdonalds kidnapped him and hes now ready for a special time meal
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with a chop chop here with a chop chop there
fry them serve them in a dish then enjoy-y-y

there is no living remnants of old mcdonalds body left!
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waiter: here's your mcdonald special meal
person 1: this tastes like brain muscles and living flesh
person 2: yeah wonder why its so weird
waiter: they dont know its the old mcdonalds had a farm special eheh
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illumis_mcdonalds

a hot person 😻
A: do you know illumis_mcdonalds
B: yeah I’ve been stalking their page for 50 years

What f*kin McDonalds has a message

A word said when by a perplexed customer about a fast food establishment having an answering machine.
What f*kin McDonalds has a message? What do i say i want a burger tomorrow.

Going to McDonalds 

The act of getting some play in a '96 Pontiac Grand Am.
I just took three Viagra, so now we're going to McDonalds!
Going to McDonalds by Us People April 22, 2006

asian mcdonalds 

A pet store...

For people of any other ethnicity, a pet store is a pet store. For asians, it is a fast food joint.
The white man goes to McDonalds to eat cow meat. The asian man goes to Asian McDonalds to eat dog or cat meat.

super mcdonalds 

A McDonalds employee who cares too much about his work, or exemplifies qualities management would like to see in an employee. Originated (as far as I know) in the South Main Street McDonalds restaurant in Rutland, VT.
Look at Donny scrub that fry station even though it's three in the morning and he is ready to collapse. He's super mcdonalds!

No McDonalds March

You are not allowed to consume McDonalds products at all in the month of March
Friend. Wanna go to McDonalds

Me. Can’t its No McDonalds March