Maid

A women who works for you and does what you want. Maids will usually cook and clean for you and listen to your every order.

1. Lady: "Go and scrub the stairwell maid"

Maid: "Yes Madame"

2. Lady: "Maid, I order you to give me a foot rub"

Maid: " Of Course, Madame"

by CheeseyPizza July 22, 2020

dirty mads

The sex act in which two people do all of the following:
• fuck in a library,
• in the biology section,
• on the first/main floor,
• during the main hours of operation,
• get almost fully naked,
• do three or more different positions,
• and videotape it on one of their phones
• for a minimum of five minutes.

My girlfriend and I pulled a dirty mads the other day! I was staring at a copy of a scientific paper on frog mating the entire time, but it was still the most fun sex I’ve ever had.

by Mcre May 10, 2020

Whore of Madison

Nate Morris

Eric: Wow that chick over there can dance. I bet she can fuck!
Tom: Yeah agreed, but I'd never touch that!
Eric: WTF? why would you say that bro? What's wrong with her?
Tom: She was seen making out with the Whore of Madison last night at Murphy's. I think they left together too.
Eric: Throws up in his mouth

by Tom Shamrock June 9, 2009

Madison

Madison is the most gorgeous, amazing girl you will ever meet in your life, and is an awesome kisser, as long as shes not by a window! She is a very loveable person and will love you back if you get to know her. She tends to have a ton of stories, and tends to fall for guys that are sarcastic,, loud and outgoing. She loves theatre and is a prud thespian. Her favorite animal is the turtle, but she likes owls and draws pictures of them quite often. If you get to know madison you will experience pure joy every time you see her, come rain or shine. She will be the best girlfriend in the world if you become intimate enough with her to have a relationship, and you will wish every girl in the world was like her, but you know that if they were she would still be better than all the rest. You start off meeting her for the first time and obtain feelings for her and then you will eventually become to love her. She is truly the most amazing girl in the whole universe

that girl is such a madison!! i can't stop thinking about how amazing she is!!

by b-rad the president! December 2, 2011

Madison Rayne

Madison Rayne is a wrestler in the wrestling company TNA's Knockout Division. She currently wrestles for the Beautiful People. She is the hottest women in wrestling.

Bill: Did you see Madison Rayne last night on TNA?

Frank: Yeah man, she's so hot.

by himynameismarkokdammitgosh January 5, 2010

Madison

The coolest girl you will ever meet. She has shoulder-length blonde hair with extremely blue eyes that light up when she's laying down in the grass. She is an awesome friend, and you'll never meet anyone with a better personality. She is so much fun to be around, and is an awesome leader. Guys fall at her feet, noticing her beauty and her charm, but she only goes for one, loving him till she dies. She usually has one awesome blonde friend who looks like her. You never wanna do something wrong to Madison, because she is awesome at every sport she tries and is extremely strong and is amazing with words.

Tommy: DANG! Did you see Madison today?!
Brock: Nah man, I only saw Hananh.
Tommy: Dude, she's smoking.

Madison
Hannah
Tommy
Brock

by iamnumber8 February 20, 2011

madskillz

Normally affiliated with the stoner culture. If someone is hardcore you could say that they have 'madskillz'.

That bastard has some madskillz

by Sid Wilson June 12, 2005