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Lobster Party

A sexual party in which 6 or more male and/or female participants gather on a Harbor or Port and partake in various sexual acts typically including sexual intercourse, anal sex and oral sex.

(Though usually taking place in the middle of the night, it is not uncommon to see a lobster party happening in the morning afternoon or evening.)
Jake: Would you like to attend a lobster party at midnight?
Anthony: Thank you but no thank you, I fear i would turn the event into a crab party.
by BigBigWilly December 8, 2009
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lobster trap

A parking lot that is easy to enter, but difficult to exit. In the same way that a lobster trap, or lobster pot is easy for lobsters to enter, although they can not easily escape.
I had no trouble getting to Walmart, but I couldn't escape the parking lot because it was a lobster trap.
by mechafroggie June 20, 2008
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lobster

Word used for Jordan Peterson and his fans.
A: I hate JP. He says patriarchy never existed.
B: Don't bother with him. He's just a lobster trying to act like he knows it all and tweaks everything to suit his biased views.

(lobster originating from his hand movements)
by lobster repeller July 12, 2022
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Lobstering

The act of peeing on a person while you’re fucking them. It’s called lobstering because lobsters actually do this irl. 💧
Hey yo timsha let’s meet up for a lobstering session in the School library... the carpets finna be wet and dirty asffff tho
by benthelobstaaa🤤 September 16, 2018
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Lobster

Known for their vice-like grip...

To lobster is the act of restraining the gonads of a partner and ANNIHILATE them.

Used in a variety of ways spanning from Lover to Enemy.
Joey Nignone: So are we going on that date or not?

Dan Wynne: That depends... Are you going to order the lobster?
by This is not Johnson January 30, 2010
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LOOB

Brian is a LOOB
by prazawal March 10, 2009
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Lobster Shanty

"We Useally Come Down Here To The Lobster Shanty Every Wendsday And Get The Afternoon Catch and + it's a shanty"
- Peter Griffin
by Seagulls of Satan September 30, 2008
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