major league soccer

Professional soccer in the United States. David Beckham came to play for the LA Galaxy, and they are still the worse team in the MLS, he is now hurt, and never plays.

Major League Soccer is crappy in the US.

by Charlie J. October 11, 2007

Rhino Football League

1) A fantastical league consisting of big-thighed girls. See Rhino Fullback

"Man, if that girl played football for the Rhino Football League, she'd be a rhino fullback!"

by www.drewsportal.tk January 23, 2003

Out of my League

My girlfriend

The one who loves me is out of my league

by Buerger March 11, 2022

major league pussy

Somebody who backs out of a pre-planned activity for one or more lame reasons.

Dave is a major league pussy for bailing on slinging the rock tonight.

by Hairbo July 19, 2006

Bush League Pirate

A Bush League Pirate is a person that allows others to run
his/her life.

Why is he being such Bush League Pirate? He used to be cool. Look at that turtle head drinking O'Douls. I bet he queefs too.

by F'ed Up October 28, 2007

Big League Chew

During the process of tea-bagging the "giver" tears off the "receiver's" scrotam and begins chomping away at it.

A visciously horny girl rips off a guy's nut sack and then starts chewing it

by Kevin Meyers May 13, 2005

Zack Snyder's Justice League

Zack Snyder's true vision for the Justice League, a heavy metal Lord of the Rings epic, definitely rated R and necessarily over 3 and a half hours long.

Wow, Zack Snyder's Justice League is a stone cold masterpiece.

by BigMonkeyLuvr25 April 27, 2020