When you go into the bathroom to urinate, but upon entry, you find there is a person already using one of the 2 urinals, so you leave instead of using the second urinal, and thus avoiding any akward interaction.
Person 1: dude why did you leave the bathroom? i thought you had to piss?
Person 2: dude i had to pull The lonely bathroom to avoid standing next to the burliest fuck i had ever seen not at a circus.
Person 2: dude i had to pull The lonely bathroom to avoid standing next to the burliest fuck i had ever seen not at a circus.
by GuruStyle June 22, 2010
by primis_corvo October 20, 2021
A lone Boner is a very lonly guy who never gets sex for getting dumped by a girlfriend or some shit.
by tuckboi February 09, 2022
by SladeWOOMY January 04, 2024
A Lone ranger is typically an individual seen walking in suburbia, on highways, or in abandoned urban areas.
by iheartchildren May 19, 2010
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: THE Blair Witch Project (The Lonely Island to Eduardo Sanchez)
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: THE Blair Witch Project (The Lonely Island to Eduardo Sanchez)
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025
When a person is no longer in a relationship because their ex did something dumb, but they now direct all their anger for the ex at all the wrong people thinking that because they may have misjudged the ex maybe he/she has misjudged everyone. Akin to paranoia.
Now that my baby sister has broken up with her boyfriend, she wants to cut off the family members that told her he was a loser too. She’s what Cardi B calls “dumb lonely.”
by MogulMom June 17, 2018