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Knocking Bird

When one flashes the bird a few times or more in sequence, almost as if they are asking you to come there(but with the middle finger instead of index). This means that the individual wants to engage in a relationship/ or better yet just a quick two pump jump. More than likely the latter of the two... especially if done by a blonde.
CAUTION🙅 ♀️🙅 ♂️

This slightly attractive trick is sure to throw you off for a minute or two. And is becoming increasingly common among Gold Diggers. Specifically the breed of gold diggers who love Jeeps, and of course.. we already know all of them love boats. Keep safe out there my fellow wake boarders and beach bums!!!
Damn ol son! That milf right there just gave me the knocking bird while her man wasn’t looking... I figure since he’s already got a boat I should be good to go in for the catch. “Sounds like good logic bro, I would take the bate! She’s smoking!”

Okay watch the ski! I’ll make it snappy!! Then back on the water we go!!!
by Champagne Pappy June 11, 2019
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Technical Knock

The art of fixing something which is broken/not working by hitting it with a hammer.
That valve is sticking, better give it a Technical Knock.
by RaceTheSun September 20, 2013
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Doorbell Knocking

To repeatedly ring the doorbell until someone comes to the door.

Also: Knock on my Doorbell
I'm sick of people Doorbell Knocking. I heard it the first time, and just because I didn't get there in 5 seconds doesn't mean that they need to ring it again.
by Shockii September 7, 2011
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No Knock Warrant

When you’re in the middle of a coitus session and your SPAM javelin slips out of whispering eye and right into the heart of her rose bud. Coitus ends. Abruptly.
“Hey Karen, how was the sex with John last night.”

“It was all fine and dandy until he served me with a No Knock Warrant.”

“Oooh boy…”
by Cups of the Dixie September 17, 2022
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Ghost knocking

When you knock on a bathroom door only to find no one inside.
I stood there for 10 minutes ghost knocking. Can you believe it?
by herrybiscuit January 23, 2017
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Knock on wood

A playful yet gentle word describing the way the world takes the time to visually interpret the act of penetrating trees and foliage with one's erect penis.
India's tolerance regarding Knock on Wood was said to have decreased their population growth in the years 2020 to 2024.
by Pattifil August 2, 2022
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knock-off

1.term used in San Antonio TX to describe a person who routinely gets wasted and behaves like a complete moron.
2. person who behaves like a moron even when they aren't wasted, thus making them undesirable as company at any time.
Did you know we found that knock-off passed out in the kitchen with his dick in a can of play-doh last week?

Don't let that knock-off in my car, he's always putting cigarette burns in my damn seats.
by dinki August 23, 2003
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