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i’m knocked

It’s the call of when your teammate in Fortnite got shot to the point where he is knocked down, and is slowly dying. Either you save him and give him meds and shield, or you let him die and take his loot.
Joe: I’m knocked! Come help me!
Bill: I’ll save you!
by Juggernaut RayGun June 24, 2018
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No Knock Warrant

When you’re in the middle of a coitus session and your SPAM javelin slips out of whispering eye and right into the heart of her rose bud. Coitus ends. Abruptly.
“Hey Karen, how was the sex with John last night.”

“It was all fine and dandy until he served me with a No Knock Warrant.”

“Oooh boy…”
by Cups of the Dixie September 17, 2022
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Technical Knock

The art of fixing something which is broken/not working by hitting it with a hammer.
That valve is sticking, better give it a Technical Knock.
by RaceTheSun September 20, 2013
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Ghost knocking

When you knock on a bathroom door only to find no one inside.
I stood there for 10 minutes ghost knocking. Can you believe it?
by herrybiscuit January 23, 2017
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Cock Knocked

While you're walking through the house, something smacks you in your dick...something awful! You've just been "cock knocked"!
I was walking through the living room, when all of a sudden, I ran into the desk...Man, was I ever "cock knocked"!
by AANDZ September 15, 2011
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Knock on wood

A playful yet gentle word describing the way the world takes the time to visually interpret the act of penetrating trees and foliage with one's erect penis.
India's tolerance regarding Knock on Wood was said to have decreased their population growth in the years 2020 to 2024.
by Pattifil August 2, 2022
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knock-off

1.term used in San Antonio TX to describe a person who routinely gets wasted and behaves like a complete moron.
2. person who behaves like a moron even when they aren't wasted, thus making them undesirable as company at any time.
Did you know we found that knock-off passed out in the kitchen with his dick in a can of play-doh last week?

Don't let that knock-off in my car, he's always putting cigarette burns in my damn seats.
by dinki August 23, 2003
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