Two C***s in a Kitchen

A genuine technical term used in advertising, often abreviated to "two c's in a kitchen". This unbeleivably offensive term relates to any advert based around two people discussing something for the purpose of a camera.

The origins of this are based in early washing powder comercials where two people would say something like "Oh, how do you get those whites so bright?". Apparently even in the early days people found it hard to keep a straight face on set.

Now there are several pastiches, including two c's by a washing line, two c's in a bar, in a car, anywhere.

In short, two people discussing something pointlessly and in an artificial or clearly staged manner for the benefit of onlookers, sometimes in irony.
Dude, I just had to sit through a party political broadcast with a staged interview. It was so totally two c's.
by dj_monged August 14, 2004
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stay out of my kitchen

What you say to a pansexual when they come out of the closet.

Can also be used with a swear word: Stay the ____ out of my Kitchen
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To orally pleasure the fairer sex's bulbus part of the nether region, with one's tongue.
by someoddbloke December 20, 2019
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Chili Over The Kitchen Sink

The sexual act where a man has explosive diarrhea on a womans vagina, followed by a third partner performing cunnilingus on the woman.
She asked me and my wife to come over for Chili Over The Kitchen Sink.
by Dirty Diggler November 21, 2012
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get out of my kitchen

A phrase used when you want someone to leave your kitchen.

Using plastic knives and metal spoons, one may forcefully attempt the "get out of my kitchen" move. However, peaceful approaches are recommended.
Me: Bitch get out of my kitchen before I pull the plastic knife on you!
You: OMG! It is my duty to leave!
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1115 Mobile Kitchen

a food truck that serves triple m sauce and plant-based fried chicken and hush puppies and cheez fries yum
Person 1: dang I’m vegan now and I can’t have my favorite southern comfort foods like fried chicken hush puppies and cheez fries dang!
Person 2: chill, the 1115 Mobile Kitchen food truck that serves all of those but made vegan. I heard they are at VÄSEN I think.
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To get drop kicked in the genital area. When somebody is acting a fool... they deserve a drop kick in an area that provides them with the most pleasure, but now it is causing them the most pain. Without even performing the actual act.. saying it out loud is enough to enstill fear and worry. In the end... providing you with the most pleasure
Mike, Larry fucked your girlfriend at his party last night !!

Are you serious, I’m gonna drop kick em right in the kitchen"
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