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Kobe Bryanting

"I bought my wife a mercedes after sleeping with her best friend. I kobe bryanted" kobe bryanting.
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Kobe Bryant

The motherfuckin G.O.A.T
Kobe Bryant was a professional basketball player who played from 1996-2016. He played against many superstars and hall of famers. Kobe is known as one of the greatest players of all time. Kobe won 5 championships, 1 MVP, and 18 All Star selections. Kobe Bean Bryant is the motherfuckin goat.
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Kobe

A dood who will get all the girls and will take yo girl if he wants he is also a flirty guy and fly 😏
Omg Kobe is soooo fine 🤤
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Kobe Special

When your favorite NFL, NBA, MLB and/or College Football teams get their shit kicked in all within a span of 3 days
Shelly: Y’all can’t discuss no sports with me Until the eagles or Ohio State lose

D: Bro the Philadelphia Phillies and Philadelphia 76ers lost. You got hit with the Kobe Special
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Kobe

Kobe was a legendary man who’s legacy will be remembered by everyone. Before aiming for something always yell ‘kobe’ for good luck.
Watch me get this ball in the hoop
“Kobe!”
*gets it in*
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kobe

CEO of the wink emoji
hij is zo hot als spaghetti
me: wie is kobe?
random dude: hij is zo stoer als biefstuk met friet
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Kobe Bryant

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