punch in the junk

The act of punching someone in the genitals. It may be used for both males and females and the the act of doing such may be done for both genders.

i'm gonna give you a punch in the junk

by ryanyomomma December 26, 2008

junk gunk

When someone has shit in their ass and it moves forward to their balls.

Ah Jim, I forgot to wipe my ass and now I got junk gunk!

by Emilio Jimenez May 28, 2008

Loud Junk

A classic NewGrounds video from the early 2000's. It's a parody of the first episode "South Park", in which Lardman, Stain, Fenny, and Dull are waiting at the bus stop. It combines the classic NewGrounds joke of "Well known character turns evil and kills the other characters" along with nostalgic early 2000's comedy.

Sparked the meme "Loud Junk Laugh" or "Weheheheheheh"

You guys remember Loud Junk?

Going down to Loud Junk going down to Loud Junk

by Squidmoe October 21, 2021

junk sniff

one who sniffs junk

That person is such a junk sniff

by The Sniffer of the Junk September 22, 2010

junked (it) up

To screw up.

Greg tried to make dinner but he totally junked (it) up and burnt everything.

Dan junked up his elbow and shoulder learning to snowboard.

by skryblz March 25, 2009

Junk Fist

When you place ones fist in someones genitals with great force. AKA Cock Punch

So Jamie is walking down the street whe steve grabs her boob without permission. Jamie immidatly gives him the Junk Fist dropping Steve to the ground holding his balls and screaming three octaves higher.

by The fat ogre of ABQ July 30, 2009

Junk Mail

The act of gloryholing through a mail box slot.

gloryhole Junk Mail

by Daywalker1989 April 29, 2011