Me:Her babe let’s go do something in the bedroom
Her: what’s today’s date?
Me:It’s my birthday duh
Her: It’s June 6th?! When I get in that room yo dick better be out!!
Her: what’s today’s date?
Me:It’s my birthday duh
Her: It’s June 6th?! When I get in that room yo dick better be out!!
by Big duck Greg October 16, 2019

by Pinkcookie555 June 2, 2019

by HelpHimOut June 21, 2021

National suck dick day. This is the day you have all been waiting for where you get to ask someone iff they want a blowjob.
by Emmis June 25, 2020

It’s the day where your expectations aren’t met! Whatever you want to happen, will just never happen!
the expectation:
“I’m going to sit here and draw for the next five hours!”
The reality:
Dad: “get outside and grab a rake.”
“Oh of course, It’s June 18th”
“I’m going to sit here and draw for the next five hours!”
The reality:
Dad: “get outside and grab a rake.”
“Oh of course, It’s June 18th”
by Frillio Flurry November 5, 2019

by tiktok buns March 22, 2021

by Cheech90 June 15, 2018
