hot jockey

The process of someone pouring either vodka or a highly flammable liquid onto a man's erect penis, setting it on fire and hopping on top inserting the cock into either the vagina of anus, to put out the fire by riding it.

Tiffany: Honey, you up for a hot jockey?
David: sorry baby but my cocks a bit too sore

by Insan3Chi1d September 19, 2016

jockey butter

The oily, smelly residue that is a result of the accumulation of sweat, dirt, and left behind stuff between your ass cheeks after a long run or other sweaty physical training session.

My underwear was full of jockey butter after running a half-marathon.

I can't believe it's not jockey butter!

by gooty2 January 22, 2010

Syrup Jockey

Derogatory term for someone from Canada.

"You hear the new guy in the copy room is from Toronto?"
"Oh god, not another syrup jockey!"

by DasRip May 26, 2013

Paper Jockey

Someone who is gainfully employed to push paperwork.

Usually administrative assistants and office underlings. Likely to dwindle in numbers and necessity as computers, automation, and electronic signature pads are reducing paperwork.

That Paper Jockey in the Emergency Room really got me through the admissions process quick!

by Big Red Yeti December 30, 2018

remote jockey

Person with the remote when a group of friends and/or family is watching tv.
Has power over volume, muting, pausing, thing being watched, etc

Hey, remote jockey, put the volume up.

by kingofgeats July 20, 2010

gavel jockey

another name for a judge

"That gavel jockey gave me probation."

by B2274 January 3, 2008

booth jockey

One who spends a lot of time behind the table at any type of convention or trade show.

One who works a lot of convention booths.

1; "Man look at that guy, he looks bored just standing there all day"
2; "You know, the life of a booth jockey is not that easy"

by Dr_Ninja March 16, 2010