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Jock-Lock

When a Jock grabs a Nerd after Gym class in the locker room after they're all sweaty and gives the nerd a wedgie and then puts the nerd in head lock and rubs his Sweaty , Smelly Armpit in the Nerds Face
One Time when my pal Dom was in gym class the school bully came up and put in him a Jock-Lock and then after gave him a swrily and hung him up on the Flag pole by his spiderman undies
by wedgie Getter October 7, 2005
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Skin Jock

A person of the male sex that is believed to have little or no penis. It is believed that this persons skin folds over their private square to show an area similar to the "Ken Doll's". Their private area will look like a litteral "Skin Jock".
When your chirping a friend you can say, hey man at leaste I don't have a skin jock.
by Markehsy February 25, 2009
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soul jock

Colton is such a soul jock! All the sluts say his soul patch tastes like Gatorade.
by jiveturk December 10, 2009
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drama jock

1. An athlete who poses for the camera and utilizes fancy plays for a better image

2. An athlete who makes a huge scene when they make a mistake. The general thought behind this is, "At least one person noticed, so be as obvious as possible and invoke pity".
"Look at that drama jock! Do you think he realizes his shoes are untied?"
by skitzkowski franklokovich January 1, 2007
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Jock Binger

A high school jock who eats more than needed in order to bulk up for football, or other sports. Most jocks are binge eaters because they love eating.
Guy:"Look at all the pizza their eating."
Other Guy:"Well, they're jock bingers."
by Dactyl June 17, 2007
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Cellular Jocking

The act of hating or disrespecting the people around you by means of calling or texting on a cellular device

An act that causes the loss of a great magnitude of swagger

An action that is only prevented with good friends or a really hot babe, may cause loss of friends
by Matt the Victim March 29, 2010
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fly jocking

where women swarm around you like flys and are always on your jock
damn man every where i go i got ho'z fly jocking me
by chief slap a ho May 9, 2009
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