jakes

It used to be "just kidding." Instant messaging shortened it to "JK." Two syllables is still much too long, so it has become "jakes." Sort of the new "not!" Say it when you're, well, "just kidding."

I hate you so much. Jakes, jakes.

by melodious December 21, 2006

The Jake

Mythological The one real egg head at Brigham Young University. Characterized by lack of bathing, putrid foot odor, crazy hair, and mod Clothes.

That guy has feet like the jake.

by idedontknow October 25, 2004

Jake

Sexiest man alive

Person 1: Yo, have u seen Jake from yubo?
Person 2: brooooooo yeah he’s so fucking sexy

You see that man over there?

Yeah he’s Jake, sexiest man on yubo

by oogaboogasym July 8, 2019

Jake

A perverted freak who talks about getting girls but has never actually kissed one

eee it's jake

by DDew56 July 12, 2019

Jake

A retard that eats meth. he's the type of guy to steals memes from Reddit and reposts them on Instagram. He can't cook all he knows is McDonald’s, charge they phones, twerk, be bisexual, eat hot chip and lie. He's also a boomer

Random person: Bruh this meme is so funny Instagram is full of OC
Other person: JAKE ALERT

by Yew_know November 26, 2019

Jakes

A gang related term used to describe the law enforcement force

Yo Ronnie those jakes are creepin

by Yxng_meme_lord March 24, 2019

Jake

Jake is the cutest, sweetest, most adorable guy you’ll ever meet. It would be extremely hard not to have a crush on him. If you’re friends, he will always be there for you. He always sticks up for people, and doesn’t even let his friends be rude about someone. He is super laid back, but also outgoing, funny, and smart. His smile is extremely adorable and his laugh is contagious. It’s hard to be sad around Jake.

Person 1: Hey see that guy over there? He’s extremely cute, don’t you think?
Person 2: Yeah he is, his name is probably Jake.

by hugallurfriends April 14, 2019