It used to be "just kidding." Instant messaging shortened it to "JK." Two syllables is still much too long, so it has become "jakes." Sort of the new "not!" Say it when you're, well, "just kidding."
I hate you so much. Jakes, jakes.
by melodious December 21, 2006
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by idedontknow October 25, 2004
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Jake is my best friend
by Jake bsf June 2, 2018
Get the Jake mug.“aye did u see jake, that boy is the whitest and skinniest boy i’ve ever seen i swear if u put him in front of a white broad, u wouldn’t be able to see him, even is he turns to the side i can see that kid😭😭!”
by hey gwu’s December 26, 2018
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by smlltiddyycomitte March 28, 2020
Get the Jake mug.Jake is a guy who plays video games all day. Which isnt bad until he cant get up so he craps his pants and he has no other way to clean it up. So, he eats it. Thats why his breathe smells like crap.
by TheUglyFish December 7, 2019
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