jakes

It used to be "just kidding." Instant messaging shortened it to "JK." Two syllables is still much too long, so it has become "jakes." Sort of the new "not!" Say it when you're, well, "just kidding."

I hate you so much. Jakes, jakes.

by melodious December 21, 2006

The Jake

Mythological The one real egg head at Brigham Young University. Characterized by lack of bathing, putrid foot odor, crazy hair, and mod Clothes.

That guy has feet like the jake.

by idedontknow October 25, 2004

Jake

The “god” at everything. The best at sex and the og fortnite pro,also does a lot of stupid shit 24/7

I wanna be jake.

by Jake.69 November 26, 2018

Jake

A small goon with a over the top jelled hair cut pretty sure he lives in a bin and always loves his mums blowjobs and bed time story’s

Jake a name of a person with usually a birth defect

by Big wubbie February 4, 2019

Jake

frickin hot man. trust me, hes mine and hes a cutie patootie and will always be there for youuu

dang that jake is one hot man

by mxmi October 19, 2018

jake

a guy thats always confused who has different personalities.He lies about lots so u will love him and he looks like a bunny and a dog.

a jake is all girls want besides the fact that hes a jerk.

by thepersonthatcauseda break January 8, 2017

Jake

eats buggers and pees in school sinks

“bruh he’s such a jake”

by cuteassoverthinker December 27, 2019