jessica alba

The girl that most men hope and dream for. Can sell movies due to her good looks and hot body
(If u wanna see her as close to naked as she has been see into the blue)

Also a thing that men say to each other when they are trying to pick up.

Todd: I heard that into the blue wasn't that good.
Allan:Who cares, Jessica Alba is in a bikini for the whole movie
Todd:i'd pay to see that

Bill: That chick is checking you out.. and she's pretty fair
Matt: yeh but she ain't no Jessica Alba

by Allan S December 28, 2005

Baby Jessica

1. a reference to "Baby Jessica" Mcclure, the Texas infant who fell down a well in Midland, Texas on October 14, 1987. This created a national shitstorm of attention as rescuers worked for 58 hours to release her.
2. A sexual act that involves placing one's testicles into another's asshole, to the point where they get stuck. Thus the oft used saying "I baby jessica'd her (him) last night"

Chris tried to put the "dog in the bathtub" last night, but he ended up Baby Jessica'ing her.

by J. Chris January 21, 2008

jessica simpson

Gawd, she really does irritate me..
LOL But it was so funny on her reality show "Nick & Jessica"..

Jessica Simpson: uH like Nick, why does this can say Chicken Under The Sea, I mean how do chickens like live, under the sea?!?!?

Nick: Jessica, it's tuna.

Jessica: DUR DA DURRRRR

by Lilliaa June 29, 2006

Jessie boy

UK slang for a male homosexual

Martin doesn't want anyone to know, but he's a Jessie boy

by Jeezy Scheezy August 27, 2016

Jessica

Sometimes shy but extremely outgoing if given the chance. Laid back. Super cute personality with incredible, drop dead gorgeous looks. Unique.

"Wow, she's beautiful! Who is that?"

"Her? That's Jessica."

by TheKickAssChick January 18, 2017

jassie

someone who is mentally retarded and speaks very quietly with a chewbaca accent.

jassie: YER JASSIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(somwhere close by)

jo: wtf was that noise?
bob: i dunno sounded like jassie.
jo: holy 5hit! that was freaky.

by m-unit.net August 20, 2006

Jessica

She is the amazing, beautiful, compassionate, empathetic person in the world. At first you will see she's a good, down to earth person but still hyper and full of life. She puts everyone before herself and does way to much. When you need someone the most shes the first person there, you gradually see that she is the most amazing friend in the world. Jessica will always be there for you, love you, and you will want to show her you are there for her when she’s there for you. Don't let her go, you will never find a better best friend then Jessica. She changes your life and makes it so much better. And you end up not knowing how you got so lucky to have her. Be careful because she’s good at hiding her feelings and acting like she’s okay when she’s not, so don’t be afraid to ask her how she really feels! And all you’ll want to do is talk to her and spend time with her.. Because when you do it is the best moments in your life..❣️

I love Jessica so much

by rmarkwalter5 April 29, 2019