Josh

To be a Josh is to think you are top shit, you are an arrogant wanker that attracts gay indian basketball players. Not even jesus loves you. You are part of Hitlers arian race.

Kid 1: Of course i am right. 1 + 1 has always equaled 11.

Teacher: No Josh it hasnt but because i am a teacher and all teachers mustnt dislike a perfect god kid you are right.

by Dou9ace1 October 22, 2013

josh

An idiot who thinks hes all cool but hes not. Loves basketball but is a ball hog. He is weird and rude but many girls like him. Has weird hair

Person A: Wow look at Josh and his hair
Person B: Ikr why do those girls like him?

by ilikepuppies123 September 15, 2016

Josh

A person, typically male, who seems very polite, sweet, even charming at times. However, they can also become very self-absorbed and have no respect for others, especially females. They seem like they have qualities of a good friend when, in most cases, they are the farthest thing from loyal. Don't get too hung up on one. They are not worth your time.

"Hey who was that guy that just stood you up?"
"He was a Josh, no surprise."
"Of course. What a shallow jerk."

by Qjdjrbalfneidhbalkh June 8, 2013

Josh

A sprayed tanned looking fellow who happens to be the forth sting punter at the university of Wyoming (where ever the fuck that is) Also, a very arrogant guy who walks around without a shirt sporting a douche bag hairstyle. Generally it will act like a girl and causes more drama than prepubescent tween girl.It will also claim to be a man but no modern day science can find it. It will also think of himself as a Greek god, but has the self esteem issues of a 12 year old girl. Finally, he's a stereotypical guitar playing d- bag who only knows two chords.

That guys kind of sexy.
Oh never mind he's a Josh

by Corn 1020 January 23, 2011

Josh

Joshua is a amazing friend. He is extremely funny and handsome, he can always make you laugh even when your feeling sad. He is amazing even though he doesn't know it. If a Josh comes into your life never let him go. He will take great care of you and will always protect you.

Random girl:Woah Who's that insanely hot guy

Me:back off he's mine forever
Random girl: he must be a Josh

by I_love_you_babe April 26, 2015

Josh

A boy on the internet who thinks he's smart, usually on Twitter and a ginger. Tries hard to be edgy and talks against SJWs, thinks he's the voice of reason but he's not. He always says things that contradict himself. Never trust because he's two-faced, no matter the case. Huge hypocrite.

Josh was the walking form of cancer, he was on the internet for years until they stood up to him. His reign ended when they realized the cure, was reason.

by Rockcroc July 6, 2016

Josh

A man who is very deep and complex. Almost mysterious some would say. As mysterious as a Unicorn. Everyone should get to know a josh

"Hey do you know much about that Josh guy?"
"No... he's pretty much like a Unicorn"

by pm5428 April 10, 2015