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A (small dick whiteboy) that is short and doesn't know how to listen
Her: Jacob put it in
Jacob:it is in
Her:WHAT! WHY IS IT SO SMALL
Jacob by Bighonker50 February 16, 2020
An idiot who will hopefully kill himself or die alone. His dick is microscopic and you need the most powerful microscope to see it. No cares about him or has any positive feelings for him
AHHHHHHHHH HELP JACOB HAS GOT ME. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I HAVE A WIFE AND FAMILY THAT I LOVE.NOOOOOOOOOOOOO. FUFHDYDFSSHSHFSNGSJGZJGSNFUTSNFJTT
Jacob by Ltlitty November 23, 2019
Jacob is a very Kind, Loving, Funny, Handsome person. If a Jacob likes u you a very lucky person. Don’t lose jacob he will be there for you through thick and thin. Jacob has bad anger issues but will try his hardest to make sure he doesn’t hurt you.
Girl: Jacob likes me.
Girl 2: date him he is so nice and he will love you with all his heart!
Jacob by Jacoblover<3 October 18, 2019
The name of a white kid who's cock is like 7 inches and gets fatter from bottom to top. Like the tip of that thing doesnt fit in a toilet paper roll. Hes also got a good sized pair of balls. He has a slight curve at the top of it so he can hit that g-spot or prostate. Whatever he decides to do with that thing. Highly blessed.
Have you seen this cock? Yeah it belongs to that white kid named Jacob.
Jacob by Brandon221531 March 23, 2020
An amazing guy, with a really big heart. He may not always show his feelings but once he can trust you he lets it all go. He is hot as hell and loyal asf. He will make an amazing boyfriend and the perfect best friend. He’s always there for you and when your hanging together it gets lit as hell. When you find yourself a Jacob never let go because you never know what you’re missing out on. He’s strong, athletic, caring, handsome, hilarious, etc.
Jacob by Queenanonymous June 22, 2018
A really annoying person who always bugs you and wont leave you alone.
Omg Everyone jacobs here prepare to be annoyed.
Jacob by Kitty_lover104691 July 16, 2018