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jakes

It used to be "just kidding." Instant messaging shortened it to "JK." Two syllables is still much too long, so it has become "jakes." Sort of the new "not!" Say it when you're, well, "just kidding."
I hate you so much. Jakes, jakes.
by melodious December 21, 2006
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The Jake

Mythological The one real egg head at Brigham Young University. Characterized by lack of bathing, putrid foot odor, crazy hair, and mod Clothes.
That guy has feet like the jake.
by idedontknow October 25, 2004
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Jake

Jake is my best friend he makes you laugh all the time and he is hella thiccc and everybody likes him because he is so awesome and he has pretty eyes and he is also very pretty I love jake!!!!
Jake is my best friend
by Jake bsf June 2, 2018
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Jake

a boy who doesn’t listen often and is quite stubborn. can be loud and obnoxious, but has a sweet soft side.
“Jake disrupted the class again today, but he’s only like this after a fight with Beck.”
by smlltiddyycomitte March 28, 2020
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jake

the word (name) jake stands for (or is equal) to white and anorexic
“aye did u see jake, that boy is the whitest and skinniest boy i’ve ever seen i swear if u put him in front of a white broad, u wouldn’t be able to see him, even is he turns to the side i can see that kid😭😭!”
by hey gwu’s December 26, 2018
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Jake

Jake is the cutest, sweetest, most adorable guy you’ll ever meet. It would be extremely hard not to have a crush on him. If you’re friends, he will always be there for you. He always sticks up for people, and doesn’t even let his friends be rude about someone. He is super laid back, but also outgoing, funny, and smart. His smile is extremely adorable and his laugh is contagious. It’s hard to be sad around Jake.
Person 1: Hey see that guy over there? He’s extremely cute, don’t you think?
Person 2: Yeah he is, his name is probably Jake.
by hugallurfriends April 14, 2019
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Jake

frickin hot man. trust me, hes mine and hes a cutie patootie and will always be there for youuu
dang that jake is one hot man
by mxmi October 19, 2018
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