bling ho

A fat, loud ghetto skank festooned with gaudy jewelry usually obtained from any number of her baby daddies.
Leroy yelled " I told yo dumb bling ho ass I was not the baby daddy " when Maury announced " Leroy, you are NOT the father!"
by Konga May 27, 2007
Get the bling ho mug.

megatron that ho

(Reference to "Transformers")

Before reaching climax, a man switches positions so that his phallis is directly in front of the woman's face. While switching positions, he makes machine related noises. Upon reaching climax, he ejaculates in her face and shouts "Terrorize!"
Megatron that ho: "I Megatron'd that ho last night because she wouldn't let me spiderman her."
by no name here February 18, 2008
Get the megatron that ho mug.

Pro Ho

A girl that only dates guys who are sponsored by a snowboard/skateboard or "insert-other-sport here" company, just so they can name drop to other girls and get all the gear they can.
Lisa is such a pro ho. She doesn't even know what Independent Trucks are but her tits look great in their t-shirt.
by Auntie Anxiety October 19, 2006
Get the Pro Ho mug.

Ho Trinity

The Ho Trinity is the exhibition of muffin top, camel toe and cheekage leakage simultaneously.
That chick has the Ho Trinity going on. Someone give her a mirror!
by Lostie September 05, 2006
Get the Ho Trinity mug.

hoed up

1. Stop; pause; wait for me
2. Covered with skank-type women a.k.a. hoes
3. To dress/look the part of a hoe
1. "Hoed up nigga! I gots to tie my shoe laces!"
2. "Don't go to that strip club unless you wanna get hoed up."
3. "Damn, Stacey! Who you all hoed up for? We just goin' to the club."
by Veronica & Katie August 08, 2006
Get the hoed up mug.

Ho Quo

Short for "Whore Quotient".

The dollar amount required for a specific girl to sleep with you, if she were a prostitute.
A Ho Quo is a simple figure representing exactly how much a certain girl is attracted to you.

Note: A zero or negative Ho Quo means you are probably banging her right now.
"Hey Cindy, whats my Ho Quo?"
"What's that?"
"Whore quotient, how much I would have to pay you to sleep with me, if you were a prostitute."
"Oh right, about $240... and I am a prostitute."
"Really? Cool - do you take cash?"
by wilsterman January 14, 2006
Get the Ho Quo mug.

triflin' ho

A female who is need of a good bitch slappin'.
I told that triflin' ho to stay away from my man.
by Rile May 15, 2003
Get the triflin' ho mug.