wallet arse

The painful condition suffered by anyone who keeps their wallet in their back pocket while sitting down for long periods, such as when driving long distances. Serious cases of the condition develop during highway driving and/or when the sufferer is wearing skinny jeans.

Joel's wallet arse was so bad you could still see the manufacturer's brand imprinted on his right butt cheek a week after he got back.

by joelster7455 December 1, 2015

god's wallet

The wallet God gave you. A.K.A asshole. A wallet used primarily in prison.

"Hey Wayne!!! The guards are coming!!! Hide the shank in God's wallet!!"
" Tonight I'm hiding my dick in Wayne's God's wallet"

by jennyjugs December 12, 2015

slobber wallet

An index of people which one has received blowjobs from

"I added Jenny to my slobber wallet last night dude"

"No way you have 200 girls in your slobber wallet"

by Papabear94 December 31, 2015

walletism

It means a system meant to privilege only those who pay.
This can also include systems that are made to ruin the experience of free users deliberately to impose the supremacy of the wallet.

It's commonly called pay-to-win at massive multiplayer online games.

Dude, you've spent like 400 bucks on this game so you can beat everyone who hasn't spent any money. Walletism at its finest!

by Samurai Pizza Cat March 23, 2016

ham wallet

A place where pigs keep their money.

Son: Dad, what's a ham wallet?
Dad: Something pigs use to keep their money.

by dragonman9001 June 24, 2019

wallet issue

wal·let is·sue
/ˈwälət,ˈwôlət//ˈiSHo͞o/
noun
noun: wallet issue; plural noun: wallet issues
1. The inability of the exchanges to understand the basic concepts and commands that have been in crypto for nearly a decade

The deposit/withdraw can not be processed. We have wallet issues (read: we didn't employ all good practices)
Contact coin dev. I'm sure they can help with our setup and sort out our mess for us.

by notrealname42 July 4, 2019

Walleted

Term for some one that is well to do money wise and is a asshole and is painfully aware and likes to share

Dude that walleted guy, just gave me a hard time for what I am wearing

by N4626 May 20, 2019