Post farmer

(noun) An individual who particapates in a post farm.
Mod 1: You know that news topic we made on the scammers?

Mod 2: Yeah, what about it.

Mod 1: A bunch of people are saying "thanks for the warning" but I think they're all just post farmers.
by Terabyte324 July 03, 2009
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Post-wank

When you keep jacking off even though you already came.
George jizzed everywhere but continued on in post-wank shame.
by Dickweed McGee March 25, 2014
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single-posting

The act of posting excessively to social media in the wake of a recent breakup in order to catch the attention of the ex and/or potential suitors. It also announces one's return to a wider social community.

The posts do not declare one's relationship status, but are instead cryptic--containing hidden meanings, decipherable only to select audiences.

A "thirst trap" is only one of the most general and common examples.
Shawn: Did you see Jeremy's Insta story??
Christine: Yeah, he never posted when he was dating Margot...
Shawn: The death of the couple inaugurates the birth of the individual. He's totally single-posting.
by harrystyles-tosses-salad June 26, 2023
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Drop a post

Brb, need to drop a post
by Juximus August 27, 2022
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wet posting

a horny post on social media- be it spam, finsta, or main. if it’s horny and posting, it’s definitely wet posting
damn that bitch has been wet posting ever since y’all started talking. she wants you.
by ashesinurasses July 03, 2019
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post ss

-I got a new desktop!!!
-post ss
by EL QBAN July 12, 2009
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Post Malone

1. The only person in the world, who rides a horse in a music video with a 11th century armour and blue crocs.
2. The only person in the world, who squats on his own crashed Rolls-Royce and takes a badass picture to post it on Instagram.
3. A badass but very humble musician.
A: Did you hear about that singer, who sang the song "rockstar"? Post Malone is his name
B: I created a religion after this person.
by The Real Toast Malone August 10, 2020
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