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Pandemic Beard

When a man grows a beard during self quarantine because he's too lazy to shave.
person 1: Dude, did you see Justin's pandemic beard?
person 2: I know dude, he's posting it EVERYWHERE!
by froooooooogy March 25, 2020
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Free Bearding

The act of a guy not shaving his face. Similar to free balling for guys and free boobing for gals.
Josh: Dude, you look like you haven't shaved in a week. Are you growing a beard?

Alex: No dawg, just been doing a little "free bearding", while I've been on vacation.
by Chickypoo247 December 4, 2011
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AIDS beard

An unfortunate, four-day-growth of completely unkempt facial hair, found most commonly on gentlemen who have given up on life entirely. Frequently visualized on AIDS patients, but the phenomenon is non-exclusive to this disease.
"Aaron's AIDS beard is really growing in. His awful wife and three miserable children are likely the culprits."
by Passionate James January 19, 2014
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Beard Back

When you are a a bar or event and after shooting liquor, you realize that you did not wash your face from the prior night cunnilingus on a female.
Derrek was at the bar and realized he had tasted the beard back in his shot and it was a bit crusty.
by Nipple Knockers April 8, 2021
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Advent Beard

An Advent beard is a beard grown during the period of Advent. It is often done under the guise of Advent where you normally cant pull off a jaw diaper. On rare occasion the beard grower may make a vague reference to some theological reason for growing it.
"Dude, I am so growing an Advent beard this year"
by madmax_fargo February 4, 2010
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The bearded hipster

When you squirt ranch up a guys ass then he farts it back into your newly acquired beard.
after listening to a Mumford and sons album album brad coaxed his friend into shoving hidden valley up his arse only to have it end up in his new facial hair. The bearded hipster.
by Fred the babykiller February 12, 2015
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Bearded loofah

That operations dude is such a bearded loofah, he is always kissing the VPs ass.
by Brandy’s Jewel January 22, 2021
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