person 1: Dude, did you see Justin's pandemic beard?
person 2: I know dude, he's posting it EVERYWHERE!
person 2: I know dude, he's posting it EVERYWHERE!
by froooooooogy March 25, 2020
Get the Pandemic Beard mug.Josh: Dude, you look like you haven't shaved in a week. Are you growing a beard?
Alex: No dawg, just been doing a little "free bearding", while I've been on vacation.
Alex: No dawg, just been doing a little "free bearding", while I've been on vacation.
by Chickypoo247 December 4, 2011
Get the Free Bearding mug.An unfortunate, four-day-growth of completely unkempt facial hair, found most commonly on gentlemen who have given up on life entirely. Frequently visualized on AIDS patients, but the phenomenon is non-exclusive to this disease.
"Aaron's AIDS beard is really growing in. His awful wife and three miserable children are likely the culprits."
by Passionate James January 19, 2014
Get the AIDS beard mug.When you are a a bar or event and after shooting liquor, you realize that you did not wash your face from the prior night cunnilingus on a female.
Derrek was at the bar and realized he had tasted the beard back in his shot and it was a bit crusty.
by Nipple Knockers April 8, 2021
Get the Beard Back mug.An Advent beard is a beard grown during the period of Advent. It is often done under the guise of Advent where you normally cant pull off a jaw diaper. On rare occasion the beard grower may make a vague reference to some theological reason for growing it.
by madmax_fargo February 4, 2010
Get the Advent Beard mug.after listening to a Mumford and sons album album brad coaxed his friend into shoving hidden valley up his arse only to have it end up in his new facial hair. The bearded hipster.
by Fred the babykiller February 12, 2015
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