I’m a mushroom

Someone who is in the dark about plans. Because, mushrooms grow in the dark

I’m a mushroom, Gary said as he shrugged his shoulders

by SeanMykonos April 1, 2023

I’m bored

And what the fuck do you want me to do about it?

I’m bored- you, 2003-2020

by XxXasseaterXxX May 10, 2020

I’m with stupid

Static x second most popular song behind Wisconsin death trip and push it on the album Wisconsin death trip

Heeeeeessssss aaaaa looossserrrr shhhheee saiiiiiddd (I’m with stupid intro)

by Nascarfan2007 January 13, 2023

Yeah I’m into bdsm…

Big ducks such as mallards.

Yeah I’m into bdsm…

by ☆★Midas★☆ March 31, 2022

I’m just Dutch

An excuse to be rude to other people without consequences. Even if you’re not Dutch. You just state this to get out of being labeled as rude. Usually used in protest if someone says you’re being rude.

Hannes: I’m not rude. I’m just Dutch!

by Twunk102 December 24, 2025

I’m all knowing

I already know

John’s selling gas for the low.

Response: I’m all knowing

by Quedor July 8, 2022

I’m fine

Usually when a girl say I’m fine she’s not so I would keep asking her and if she doesn’t admit she’s not ok. Then let her be. She might want to be left alone.

“Hey, are you ok?”

“Yeah I’m fine”

“Are you sure?”

“No. I feel like I’m not worth it and no body loves me anymore. I’m just not happy.”

by Megan Sloan June 1, 2020