Hooker Book

1. To flee rapidly from an area while attempting to remain casual, upon discovery of involvement in nefarious activity by an authority figure.

2. List of names (or a person whose name appears on said list) of friends with benefits for whom the "friend" portion consists solely of "dates" in which the man pays for the woman's dinner or movie, followed by sex.

1. Every time the boss opens his office door all the dudes visiting his hot new secretary do the hooker book back to their cubicles...Embarrassing.

2. Yo, I saw you and Mary Jane at dinner the other night. Are you actually dating that ho? Naw man, she strictly hooker book.

by Bitter Pills January 27, 2010

Hull Hooker

The yacht/boat equivalent of a Lot lizard . A female that makes her way around a boat/yacht / ship marina looking for sex.

OMG! Look at that Hull Hooker! She gonna get some D on the B!

by Big Red! August 27, 2022

tool hooker

A woman who steals all your shit. Then has the balls to ask for help. Also who steals your kid and acts like she did the right. In reality all she is doing is giving that child a horrible life. One who sucks major asshole. Eats cooters.

Fat cankle ho who stole your wallet and money. You call that bitch a tool hooker.

by Firenerd January 27, 2014

Finley Hooker

Short person(s), generally very annoying and odd

that boy almost Finley Hooker height…

by adamsnmax June 04, 2023

Hooker Piss

When you have ur friend stick a fish Hook through your foreskin so you can piss no handed

The paraplegic had his friend help him hooker piss

by Captain Clam Hammer May 25, 2019

Jasmine Hooker

A very nice girl who is obsessed with Totoro. Wont get off her phone and loves tik tok dances. Gets mad sometimes but it doesnt matter. Great at everything such as math and piano. Get to meet a Jasmine Hooker and your life will be 10x better

Its Jasmine Hooker! Yay!

by hewwokittyX3 February 20, 2020

backpage hooker

(Noun) : an escort a slut
Example: like the back pages of yellow book, hence the backpage hooker

1. You don't think I'm serious . GUESS WHAT I'LL SHOW YOU . POSTED THIS NUMBER ON ABOUT 5 HOMOSEXUAL WEBSITES . jUST LOSES THIS MOTHERFUCKIN NUMBER WEIRDO . GET A LIFE

Who's this?

Not a backpage hooker, move along

by joe4kewl December 17, 2013