Hat Hooker

A hooker that you pay to wear your favorite hats, which then strangely pleases you.

That Hat Hooker put my bowling cap on and I just about jizzed my pants.

by Tom Jankadewdle June 1, 2011

Pokey hat

To have a sharp defecation after a curry and a beer.

Gale had to drop and knock out a pokey hat after her Jalfrazi.

by Kibbsy May 7, 2022

boss hats

Elementary level slang term for "Ball Sack".

Ouch! Jenny just kicked Jack-o in the boss hats for taking her apple at lunch!

by tickleman March 15, 2019

snatch-hat

Pain in the ass douchbag or bitch

I asked Andy to make me dinner but he didn't because he's a smug-ass snatch-hat

by theDroob March 28, 2019

hat ke

Offbeat, different from usual. Only used in a complimentary sense.

That was a hat ke movie. I loved it.

by desichhora July 13, 2012

clown hat

The triangle of pubic hair on a woman. Flip that clown upside-down and put a ball on top, and you have a clown hat.

The girls were in the bathroom talking about how much of a bitch it is to take care of their clown hats.

by elspicyjack June 18, 2009

crack hat

Like a beer hat, but with crack cocaine

James: I just pictured you in a beer hat
Lucy: Why not a crack hat?

by polopice February 3, 2008