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T- Rex Handshake

Whilst giving a hand Job the girl puts her elbows into the sleeves of her t-shirt/Top, giving the impression of T-Rex arms
Dude 1: My girlfriend gave me a T- Rex Handshake last night.
Dude 2: She's a keeper
by Ghandi179 April 12, 2013
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Horse mouth handshake

The act of two girls scissoring on a man's cock until he fills each womens muff full of semen and then he watches them eat it out of eachother like an anorexic model eating saltine crackers and watches them spit on eachother till one gives up
" went to the club two hookers gave me a horse mouth handshake for quite the deal
by cfrankyo July 6, 2015
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Nantucket Handshake

When your wife gives your golf pro a handjob.
We had to leave the club when word got out that my wife gave Sam (my golf pro) a Nantucket Handshake.
by Berry Good April 11, 2008
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handshake homosexuals

A male homosexual couple that never engages in any public display of affection, hence allowing straight male observers to avoid thinking about sodomy.
"Dude, your gay neighbors are selling sheets at the yard sale. That's gross."

"Dude, don't worry, they never have butt sex, they're handshake homosexuals. They probably sleep in separate beds."
by Steve Goozecoch October 14, 2007
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Dutch Handshake

Technically, when two men masturbate each other, but more often used when two people compliment each other's previous work, or accomplishments.
"My John I loved your appearance on yesterday's broadcast."
"Why thank you Philip, but it came no where near your expose on the Costa Rican labia trade."

"Why don't you two stop the Dutch Handshake and get back to work!"
by Belgian Dutch Hater September 18, 2012
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The handshake

the handshake is when a person is put in constraints in an asylum and is given a sedative in pill form. Then instead of ingesting the pill the person puts it under their tongue until their caretaker leaves so they can spit it out and continue to be crazy.

there are some guesses that this is the type of handshake referred to in MGMT's song the Handshake.
The crazy person thought he wouldnt get caught doing the handshake but the caretaker noticed the pile of pills collecting on his chest. Now he is given sedatives through a syringe.

"we got the handshake under our tongue" -mgmt
by theycallmefrank July 7, 2011
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No homo handshake

A handshake with one persons hand open and the other in a closed fist. After the initial fist to hand bump, the handshakers switch and bump again.
Your handshake is gay, try the no homo handshake.
by MSTR-HAKR January 1, 2012
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