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handbrake

The large appendage that hangs down toward the back end of a horse's belly. Resembles something normally found behind the gearstick of a car, between the seats.
"Check the handbrake on the thoroughbred over there, I wouldn't like to get on the receiving end of that in a dark alley"
by l337 haxx0r October 5, 2005
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handyman

A vicious and a bad-assed individual.
Don't piss that handyman off he'll kick your ass.
by Dangerous Dan February 18, 2004
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Hot Handy

Essentally a hand job but where the person giving the hand job puts poop in his/her hand and then jacks off the person recieving the handjob.
I was expecting a regular handjob, but Betsy gave me a HOT HANDY!
by Bobby Billy Sue December 9, 2008
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Himalayan Handbag

The art of taking a shit, freezing it in a plastic bag or clingwrap. once frozen insert bag in ass like a dildo.. proceed to fuck your partner with it.
for christmas i gave my girl a Himalayan handbag that she couldnt resist.. i felt so much better giving it to her.
by Jmlove October 16, 2008
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Sometimes-handball

Disrespectful retort, uttered towards Soccer fans. (Must only be used after Soccer fans refuse to call their sport Soccer)

This usually leads to lesser retort derivatives used by the Soccer fan, such as: Mostly-handball (for real football), Mostly-football (for Soccer), Sometimes-football (for real football), etc...
Dude 1: Dude, you're confusing me. Stop calling that sport football. It's soccer.

Dude 2: The only time you guys use your feet is when it's fourth and 20, whereas in football (soccer), you use your feet all the time!

Dude 1: Dude, that's hypocritical! Your Sometimes-handball goalies are using their hands whenever they can. And don't get me started on throwing the ball in bounds...

Dude 2: Lesser retort derivatives here.
by huls March 29, 2009
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European handbag

A sex position where the girl wraps her arms around the guy's neck in a strap like way then swings her hips to the front
Girl: What sex position do you want to try now?
Guy: Let's do the European handbag
by pablo525 November 17, 2010
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Handylion

The act of getting a handjob, preferably in the shower.
"Dude, how far did you get with the chick last night."

"She was quite a tease but I was able to get a handylion out of the whole deal."

"In the shower?"

"Oh, you know it. Wouldn't have it any other way."
by DJCrohn February 28, 2009
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