new hampshire

new hampshire
The WORST fucking state to live in. I hope whoever discovered this fucking state is burning in hell. This state is full of rednecks and people who think they are better than everyone else. All the people call us massholes but excuse me? You people are the lowest form of life that has been my misfourtune to know. If it wasn't for Massachusetts (and an Italian guy) this country wouldn't exist but anyways this state sucks complete ass and no wonder why everyone hates it

sure new hampshires great if you like to ruin your kids social life and see a bunch of Latinos

by Operation: Douchebag August 19, 2006

New Hampshire PicAsso

originated and mastered by Josh Estes, this delicious sex manuever originates from New Hampshire and is similar in nature to the cleveland steamer and captain sanchez, only cooler...when butt ramming a girl, you are at the point of nutting and you judo chop her in the back of the neck, causing a short but potent black out. At this point, you drop a fat nasty deuce all over her back, legs and butt. Then with your sweet goatee, you proceed to "paint" feces all over her body, using quick and long strokes, similar to Pablo Picasso's early work. Very artistic!

"me and Steve went to a new hampshire picasso party last weekend and we noticed Jose lying on the kitchen floor unresponsive and smelling like indian food but we didnt think much of it"

by pat swayze May 3, 2008

Hampika1A2_and_Link

The totally amazing user at forums.nintendo.com. He is the one who created the original Secret Santa Sig Project and has a lot of posts. Bow down to him. NOW!

HamPika1A2_and_Link is the best!

by The All-Knower December 27, 2004

hampster-ass

is when a fat persons booty overlaps and it looks like they hav booty cheeks in the middle of there regular booty.

did you hav sexy with dat chick lastnight. Hell no she had a hampster-ass so i dipped out.

by Dustin P. August 4, 2007

Hamper Hamster

A Hamper Hamster is a giant TURD stuck to some Underwear in the dirty clothes Hamper

Mom was doing the laundry when a Hamper Hamster appeared out of nowhere.

by bareeboy October 23, 2008

Hampton, NE

A town full of sluts and man-whores and people who think their shit doesn't stink.

I'm from Hampton, NE. I'm a slut and my shit doesn't stink.

by kfromhtown September 24, 2011

tan hampton

Referring to the color of a guys wang after a long anal outing.

That guy likes to give a tan hampton.

by kiefchrj December 11, 2007