Hailey Vandlandingham

Hailey is very sweet. She loves to draw kittens in the rain. She is crazy in science tho. She has a few mental issues, but we don't talk about those...... Her companion and love of her life is her oddly shaped ink pen. She becomes a psycho demon when she doesn't have it. In her spare time, Hailey rejects boys. She recently broke it off with her fiance, Will the Pill. She doesn't currently have a Valentine, but is ready to mingle! P.S.- This is from Will ( i still love you)

BE my valentine HAiley Vandlandingham!

by No one I am February 13, 2020

Hailey

The off brand version of Amanda

Guy 1: Let's play Marry, Date, Kill.

Guy 2: Okay ummm Hailey Belle, and Amanda.

Guy 2: Marry Amanda, date Hailey, kill Belle.

Guy 1: How did you chose between Hailey and Amanda so fast?

Guy 2: Well you know, Amanda is just slightly better than Hailey at everything in every category.

Guy 1: Fair point.

by Brother hhdhdjfjjdhd May 30, 2019

Hailey

A variation of the name Hayley, traditionally an English last name derived from Hale or Hales (residing in a nook, recess, or remote valley). The place name Hailey, in Oxfordshire, is composed of the Old English words for hay field.

Person 1: What's the name of that qt3.14?
Person 2: Her name is Hailey
Person 1: Nice name.

by Mongolmongol March 5, 2018

Hailey

A person who will date someone just to make them spend a bunch of money on a date and then never see or speak to them again, or ghost them.

You spent how much on her? She's a real Hailey, isn't she?

by Justinlaboy4real November 23, 2021

Hailey

to describe something as big or monstrous on a scale unimaginable

look at that hailey over there

by pixelsmasher39 December 15, 2024

Hailey

The most prettiest girl ever in the world that's not all human but has the best gifts better watch out

Did you see Hailey, holy crap she's scary

by EVE11111 June 5, 2023

hailey

Hailey- (Scottish for Hay meadow) Most Haileys- (Maybe not all of them) Are very dumb, Blonde hair/Hazel eyes, Very popular, If a boy likes them, She rejects them and spreads rumors about them, Falsely accuses them of Stalking, She is very sexist and feminist, She may secretely date girls, Her parents Are Protestant Christian and upper middle class, She is sheltered from The real World, but is very spoiled, She hates you If you are nice or If you look at her for 0.0000087 seconds or more, She always holds grudges, If you hurt her Feelings, She will not confront you, She is too weak to fight, If you are unluck enough to have work/school with hailey, she will try to get you a demerit or disciplinary trouble, she has 30 friends who will gang up on you but will not fight you. Simply put it If you meet one and If they hate you, Bet $1 million She will not fight you. Bet 1 million only her and her equally retarded friends care. Then times it by 10, then you might be Set for life (maybe) Boy: I like you, you are hot. Hailey: I dunt like u. Her friends: STUP HURRASING MEH FRIEND YOU PERVERT UH UHHHGGGHHH. Boy: YOU know what, fuck your friend. The next day; Hailey: "He is harrasing me." Supervisor/Principal: Ok I will speak to him and demerit/Suspend him. Today's lesson: Don't trust a Hailey

Most Haileys are overglorified feminist bitches

by iHateGreeksAndPolacks(🇩🇪🇹🇷 December 7, 2022