The guy that slays pussy like there’s no tomorrow and gets every guy simping for him. Then he realizes that he was dreaming about pussy and really only has men up his butt.
by Big Pig likes to dig August 2, 2022
Get the Jackson Haymug. by polyatail May 15, 2025
Get the Hai T. Buimug. A man, usually Latino, that smashes White skinny women vagina (yea us Latino's are taking your pussycats away, which is why you all hate us so much) so violently that it makes their pussy lips look like bale of hay afterwards.
by Tortilla maker June 3, 2018
Get the Bale of Haymug. ONE in the pink; FOUR in the stink... Similar to the 'Glad Hand' (which after insertion is followed by a "Hi how are you, nice to meet you" up and down handshake) ... but differing in that a sharp- jerking 'karate chop' motion is used thereby releasing defecate and a highly unpleasant odor as her bowels unhinge and evacuate, usually onto your shoes (see Hollywood Shine Box). This odor is similar to Hai Karate; the popular 1970'S cologne, yet more organic.
" So I met this nice lady and after a few drinks we went out back behind a dumpster. I hiked up her skirt and snuck my hand around to the back of her DoJo. I gave her the Hai Karate in her Dumpster Sushi, real Myagi Style and she Daniel Son'd her 'wax off' all over my shoes. The smell was surreal bruh"
by WindoLickr February 21, 2022
Get the The Hai Karatemug. Just Think About It. Its pretty much asking somebody/something to do something that you know they can do but they say no just to be an asshole.
Vinni: Hey frankee! Can you edit this video for me because you edit sooooooo gooooood!!
Frankee (God Tier Video Editor) : No. Fuck you. You never ask a horse for hay.
Frankee (God Tier Video Editor) : No. Fuck you. You never ask a horse for hay.
by Frankee Demayo July 11, 2021
Get the You Never Ask A Horse For Hay.mug. A simplistic one-size-fits-all movie censorship system that categorizes films only as "All Ages" or "Banned" similar to the one valid in mainland China, lacking a nuanced approach like age ratings to flag the age suitability of certain movies for specific audiences.
With the Hays Code in effect, it’s no suprising that there's no chimichanga for the movie Deadpool in mainland China — there's no middle ground for such movies that pushes boundaries!
by Emotional Cruiser July 10, 2025
Get the Hays Codemug. 