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Shit-Goose

A Person who takes a shit naked and passes out on the toilet in the middle of a party
Holy Shit Studenski is a Fuckin Shit-Goose
by Goose December 22, 2003
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Floppy Goose

When you dip your penis in raw egg and apply gold glitter then, angrily attack a passer-by with your gold eggy cock. (this resembles both the golden egg of a goose and the angry nature of the goose itself)
Shall we floppy goose Jon while he sleeps?
by Portsmouth Thought Pad January 25, 2009
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dirty goose

a beverage, consisting of Grey Goose vodka, ice, and olive juice.
i'll have a Dirty Goose, he said
by Max Farrello May 8, 2010
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Cum Cum Goose

a game based on Duck Duck Goose but the people in the circle are naked women and you have to jack off and whoever you cum on,that person is the goose and chases you around the circle until you sit down or she tags you
Dude,last night at the party,she got creamed by me while playing cum cum goose.
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Goose

a feeling that takes over you to bring out the best in you
Tapping into Goose bumps got me energized. yeah, baby
by @tikifaces_ October 19, 2019
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goosed

To apply pressure on one's taint (or space between genitalia and anus), preferably of the opposite sex!
So she was walking up the stairs, when her boyfriend goosed her .
by JayK February 16, 2006
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Klu Klux Goose

1. A short character on "The Hitcher" episode of The Mighty Boosh Series 1.

2. A member of the "Animal Offenders" prison which features the Nazi turtle ("a fresh-water fascist for all the family"), the Ku Klux goose and Trevor Robinson, a shire horse with over 37 unpaid parking tickets.

3. A goose that takes offense from anybody who is in an ethnic minority (blacks, asians, chinks, etc.)
Look?!
Wyhat?
A Klu Klux Goose!
by scottysullivan October 5, 2006
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