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goblin gems

This is a gay fag that uses a mega knight rush deck
Oh his name is goblin gems he probably eats dick
by Aygoblin gem gay af June 21, 2021
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uberlicious goblin

when someone thinks they have everything and wants to show off but really there just a bitch
by My slaying queen May 6, 2018
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Poo Goblin

The Poo Goblin is a fabled character from as early as roman times, sometimes referred to as Pootus Bootus in the annals of history. He is the nightmarish guardian of the fountain of pooth. He can be spotted using public restrooms for am inordinate amount of time, carefully sifting through all the poos of the children, virtue true. So he can perform a poo transplant in order to restore youth (pooth) to his inner mechanism and live for 1000 more years.
Did you see Poo Goblin today guys? He was out with his plastic bag collecting the children's poo again
by GothMowgli May 24, 2022
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Research goblin

A person that does extensive research on a particular topic as a job or a fascination.
He was a research goblin for the news channel.
by Only a Beta September 7, 2021
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Goblin Cleaver

A squash racket - the most fearsome weapon known to man. It is wielded by only the most fearless, and can only be activated while screaming.
'I activate the Goblin Cleaver... NYAAAAAAAAAAHHRRGHHHHHHHHH'
by chestergie October 13, 2020
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Gnob Goblin

An objectively ugly/conventionally unattractive gay man who haunt sex clubs/bath houses/sex shops looking to perform oral sex on men who see them as a last resort. Another term for “bathhouse troll.”
“Hey man- how was that sex party you went to?”

“It was kind of a bust. There were one or two decent looking guys and an entire swarm of gnob goblins. I left early.”
by AedanRoberts February 7, 2019
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guilt goblins

These are pesky little monsters who try to induce feelings of guilt or self loathing. They normally arrive the morning after a very heavy night out.
"I was so fucked last night - can't remember anything - I'm laying in bed surrounded by guilt goblins and bad news bears"
by MajorTrouble August 27, 2013
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