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German Horse

When the male rides on a female's back, with his dick in her ass. The female crawls on all fours, like a horse, and the male eats Sauerkraut, like a German.
Guy One: Bro, I gave my girlfriend a German Horse last nite. It was awesome!

Guy Two: I thought you hated sauerkraut.
by Stan Kyle Kenny Cartman January 26, 2011
mugGet the German Horsemug.

german mudslide

when a girl is sittin in between your legs suckin you off while your standing up, and you give her a nice healthy dose of "beer shits" down the front off her chest as it runs to her belly button!
"Dude, i couldn't hold that shit anymore i just caused the biggest german mudslide ever!
by Nicholas the Great August 22, 2004
mugGet the german mudslidemug.

German Bulldozer

-when you shit on a girl's chest and then titty fuck her.
Me and this girl I met at the bar went back to my house last night and I gave her the German Bulldozer.
by Hose-b July 23, 2008
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German Mudcake

After digesting 6 tacos from taco bell, you engage in sexual activities with your partner and then you take you penis out of her vagina and proceed to excrete feces all over her face and say "Auchtung."
After eating many taco bell i gave my bitch a german mudcake, just for kicks.
by RexIsDead November 28, 2007
mugGet the German Mudcakemug.

Mr German

A teacher who doesn’t care about what people think and knows he is always right.
Did you see the new teacher?”
“Yeah, he is such a Mr German!”
by Humans are juicy February 4, 2018
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German Fiddler

- When 2 or more people engage in sexual intercourse.

- Person 1 sticks his/her finger in either their bum hole or vagina.

- The partner grabs the arm of Person 1 and moves it in and out in a uniform motion.

- Causing Person 1 to slowly climax.
dude, i just gave that chick a german fiddler
by InfamousBrownie October 17, 2011
mugGet the German Fiddlermug.

German Sprinter

A sexual endeavor in which one dons a German World War II garb, and chases around his or her significant other until they are captured, upon which the fun begins.
So, I gave my girlfriend a German Sprinter last night, and she really tired me out. She's got some endurance!
by Flam Drags September 10, 2010
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