gabe goral

Steals vbucks annoying and fucks up day

Gabe goral

by Thick ge January 8, 2019

gabe

a 56 year old white male born in 3 november, wears glasses, has brown hair and runs a company called valve
he still has nothing to say about episode 3/half-life 3
he apparently doesn't likes the number 3

interviewer: gabe, when are you going to release half-life 3?
gabe: what?
interviewer: half-life 3, when are you going to release it?
gabe: sorry i couldn't understand the word after half-life
interviewer: i said "three"
gabe: what is "three"?
*seinfeld theme intensifies*

by stupid gamer January 14, 2019

Gabe

Gabe. Known as the perfect guy best friend. Hanging out with him the first time he will be so open and kind and genuinely want to get to know you. Gabe is so magnetic that after this one time you will understand why everyone loves him. And if you’re lucky he’ll love you too, which also isn’t hard because he lets everyone into his huge heart. You can’t help but catch feelings for him even if you weren’t trying not too. And if you think you won’t, good luck!

I finally met Gabe, everything’s true. I think I might like him

by Harperskillet January 15, 2019

Gabe

Blond. Short. And really annoying, he has no friends and will fuck anyone on the first date. Really desperate. Really really desperate. Tiny dick. Will date anyone just to get a free meal and some sex. really desperate little mother fucker.
Is in love with a stripper that he met in the bar. Has no life, no friends, no family, no relatives cause everyone thinks he's creepy

Person 1. Omg!! I think Gabe likes me
Person 2. Hell nah girl, you're too good for him, he fucks on the first date
Person 1. Ew he needs help

by yes, i am a bitch June 17, 2018

gabe fraga

an overall uncircumcized small rat dick having male, who often gets declined because of his fish smelling penis

ew! you got a gabe fraga on yo bum ass.

by shrimp meat June 26, 2018

Gabe Bines

A beautiful, handsome, and kind little nugget. Known for his Jewish heritage, Gabe Bines is strikingly attractive and has a wonderful personality.

Man: I dropped a penny!
Gabe Bines: MINEEEEEEEEE

by Feejface6969 August 13, 2018

Gabed

to swiftly remove one's pants and underwear for their personal embarrassment without their approval.

Dillon was embarrassed when he was gabed by Toby infront of his aunt.

by semester5000 August 17, 2018