Instant Goods

When your watching porn, hentai, or other sexually related things and you find a video that's so good you share it on that one discord or subreddit your in.

Friend: How did you get so much Karma?!
Me: Instant Goods.

by False pseudonym May 15, 2020

Beaver Goons

A gang of beavers proficient in beating the bazinga out of human offspring.

Tyrone hired an army of beaver goons to exercise the concept of a lack of living, breathing, or otherly activities.

by Remathen July 28, 2021

The Googs

A slang term for doing a search for a question on the search engine Google.

Lets consult the Googs on this question.

by dogyvogey January 15, 2022

White goods

Blow or kenny that you’re gonna good at the rave party

No pills or trips yet mate, just solid white goods for now. Gonna go at it like Mike Dyson for now innit

by Fun Fun 303 June 10, 2022

Cam Goodsir the Terrible

A man who identifies as homosexual and is usually riddled with multiple STDs. The name "Cam Goodsir the Terrible" is not specific to any particular individual and is simply a name given to refer to a gay man

I just got diagnosed with Ghonnarea, slap my ass and call me Cam Goodsir the Terrible.

by Dr. Shalom McPloppers April 2, 2023

The Googster

The most awesome being on earth.

Sub to the Googster.

by TheGoogster June 18, 2023

damaged goods

damaged goods

adjective: description of a person whom is inapt of a skill , characteristic, and / or physical skill or characteristic that is deemed a necessity by some social societies throughout the us noted by medical professional in mid 2023 T.M.MLPN

out of lack of personal control of judgmental thinking and the appropriate use of the english language such as " dictionary," respect , and any other defined word in the english language a woman referred to herself as damaged goods

by althea magnolias August 6, 2023